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daveyourfave.bsky.social
Laws are a threat of violence and also I am really into anime. pemberton.work/art
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It's okay Elon, you can always turn to your friends and family for suppo-- oh right

Starting to identify with David Lynch in a way that all should find worrisome

Tom Yorke's statement on Gaza is a wet shit, bitch made, liberal fart tower of a non-statement. He's a puss-in-boots without the boots, just a fucking wiff of a man. Christ on a bike my dude read a book, just A book. Fucking hell where's the tylenol

🚨 EMERGENCY CALL TO ACTION: We are calling for a boycott of TCGplayer to demand that eBay keeps the Authentication Center open and keeps 200 unionized jobs in Syracuse. #LayoffEBay #GreedBay TCG enthusiasts: don’t buy your cardboard from TCGplayer. 🧵

Final fantussy

The magnanimous @ibrahimshaath.bsky.social gifted me the 2-player version of Joyride (it’s like if Mario Kart was Warhammer) so please stay tuned as I slowly devolve into a kitbasher

Love this bitch

You hate me because you ain’t me

I may be poor but I can make a fucking stock and I can braise a fucking mushroom boy howdy boutamakeanameormyselfioinhere

I guess he’s George Went now

could use a little boost patreon.com/rhysticstudies

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

Imagine a world where Radiohead weren’t a bunch of fucking zionists like fake plastic trees is a great song but I’m not listing to that bullshit but I’d really like to goddammit I’m 39 and depressed what am I supposed to listen to fucking ABBA?

I want to watch a documentary about this card. I can't stop thinking about the seamless meld of flair and mechanics. It's perfectly lore accurate and also a perfectly playable magic card. I am madly in love with it, it has consumed me. #MTGxFinalFantasy

This card was aimed at me. It put me in its scope, lined up the shot, and took me down.

The Pope has been unbanned in EDH!

I had an interview today in which the job stood me up. They did attach an ai not taker to the meeting so I made sure to leave some notes.

Could a depressed person make this?

Went hard on some Diet Coke and water colors the other day

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Call me gen z the way I’ve been eating cake (literal cake that I made and I’ll tell you the secret is using buttermilk and egg whites and giving each ingredient plenty of time to come to room temperature this week on dining with Dave…)

Alms for the poor?

How do you get a job? That's not a rhetorical question. Like, do I need to find some magic amulet? Just tell me where it is I'll go get it right now.

Pouring one out for that rude lad the pope

Three way tug! Three way tug! Three way tug!

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My partner is at home for a few days so I’m doing a little more baking. Here’s a buttermilk cake with a light crunchy sugar coating on the outside. It looks a little fugly but it’s extremely tasty.

Universes Beyond when?

I have conquered death because I have eaten life