davidbitz.bsky.social
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Also, the "swimsuit" issues are coming back!?
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Y'know, I used to hate puns in all forms. But in my old age I've realized there are good puns out there. They're just rare. Most puns are just stupid and lazy...like "Take A Wakanda Wild Side". Just because some words sound like others does the make it clever or funny.
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Yeah, I don't like that either. Partially because of health reasons for the wrestlers. But also, if I was going to jump off the top rope and drive a body part into my opponent, my face would be my second-to-last choice.
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Is top rope headbutt a headbutt whilst both wrestlers are on the top turnbuckle or a flying headbutt from the top rope?
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I agree with everything you said....except the "surprisingly" part.
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It's amazing how the "Facts don't care about your feelings" crowd quickly turned to vibes, how something makes you feel and "politics is about more than just the issues".
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Nobody ever asks about taking this to its logical conclusion. If there is very lazy 20-year-old who COULD get a job but simply chooses not to and that person gets cancer. What should happen to them?
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Just remember this quote when we see the media reaction to when Trump falls ill or dies.
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"Democrats must cancel the gender language police, recognizing when someone’s heart is in the right place" Is infuriating because it confuses "democrats" with "random person online" but also how often is the "gender language police" actually targeting someone "whose heart is in the right place"?
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I know that AI/LLM will soon be able to write a story that I find fun and interesting. But if I found out it was written by AI I couldn't enjoy it. Not due to ethics but because it'd be meaningless. The story would have no point of view and say nothing about what the world is or what it could be.
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I think you're generally more moderate in the tone and language you use so people will label you as "moderate" or "centrist". Because people gravitate towards vibes instead of substance.
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Am I the only one who gets the feeling he just learned the word like two months ago?
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Well, the president did demand that Rose be unbanned so I think they’re just following dear leader’s instruction.
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Government: *Announces universal health care but only for white people*
Activists: *Decry obviously racist policy*
Pundits: Saying white people should die of treatable illnesses won't play well in the heartland.
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Registry of personal medical history: Government necessity
Registry of people who own instruments of death: GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!!!!
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I would also suggest implementing a democracy with regulations and guard rails and banning monarchies but...y'know...after you have a little fun.
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I always said billionaires don't need a 10th yacht but I was obviously wrong. It's the kids who don't need a third doll.
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I remember once when Graham was considered a serious Republican...is my memory just faulty?
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#HeatCulture
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What a genius! The one universal truth is your kids are always 100% loyal to you. Especially when you’re an absentee parent.
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We just gonna ignore that non-sequitur Waltz threw out there?
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Sometime’s you give up and let Jesus take the wheel… #Drink14
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Lucky number 13! #Drink13
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A Smithwick’s…make sure you pronounce correctly! #Drink12
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A Michgolden Light cuz I got impatient! #Drink11
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So my Auld Fashioned pic didn’t happen? Well, here it is plus #Drink10 a big ginger.
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An ”Auld Fashioned”…sigh…puns… #Drink9
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You don’t say no to free samples! (Cookies’n’Cream Bailey’s) #Drink8
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Beer and a pizza #Drink7
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Another Guinness. Let’s see if I can count properly..#Drink6
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Shot of Jame-O #Drink4
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Green Beer! #Drink4
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On my way to the next bar I got interrupted…by a bar. Harp Lager (despite the name on the cup) #Drink3
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Now that the first Guinness has been poured, I can get one! #Drink2
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Well, the supreme could stop some…oh…wait..
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Since the election I've realized that one of the Dem's biggest issue is a lack of a true leader to drive the party. I briefly questioned who it should be but the answer is continuing to become more and more obvious.
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Hell, a lot of the private schools will be teaching slip as well. There are plenty of grift schools now, this will make it worse.
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Or…y’know…they could just eliminate/merge most of the titles…
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To be fair, back in the day I’d have to break out the calculator to figure out how far behind the Timberwolves were.
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I try not to be too conspiracy brained but that trade is still so baffling to me that the only way I can make sense of it is via conspiracies...
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I personally believe the industry standard way to reference him should be “Noted Racist Hulk Hogan”.