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Corvallis, Oregon -- gardening, brewing, chickens, dogs, composting. Making cool technology work just a little bit better today than it did yesterday. Just settling in here. Owner @tanuki.team. Always uses alt text. #a11y
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As someone who has built bananas in America, I can tell you that it's not at all feasible at any scale. We can grow bananas in Hawaiʻi, generally on the north shore of any island, enough for local consumption. They need lots of rain and consistent warmth.

Oh no! Our client's corporate IT team deleted the staging server we've been using for the last month on a site that they want us to launch next month. Let's hope they kept a backup.

Each of these 3 is massively dissociated from reality, but for different reasons -- nitrous oxide, ketamine, and malignant narcissism.

Works even better than carbon fiber if any billionaires are thinking of building a new deep sea submersible.

We live in an older neighborhood, and I can tell you, one day without mail service sure generates some buzz. (The speculation is that they are short on drivers.)

The RV company complaining in their radio ad that they can't use the Beaver's or Duck's names because they don't pay for the rights is just such a self-own in multiple ways. "We want you to associate us with your favorite team (and their biggest rival), but we're too cheap." How does that sell RVs?

29 runs in 15 innings. That's some outstanding production.

20-3 against USC would be great too! I wonder if any team has ever scored 40 runs in a single day. #beavers #baseball

In real life, I get along with all my neighbors, even those where we have deep political disagreements. We pass along some extra eggs, and sometimes a knock on the door means fresh baked bread or cookies or plant starts. It's basically Stardew Valley over here.

When the CTO says "No, our team isn't drowning in tech debt."

I just typed "Hope you had a nice " and Microsoft Outlook suggested that I complete that sentence... "Thanksgiving." Great work folks. Keep it up! #clippy

OMG you met Patrick. He's a celebrity on here! You should see him when the tides are in.

The previous owner of our house knew that the secret to happiness is to collect the very best shrubberies, and this ninebark is my favorite. #shrubmaxxing

Look out for your friends this spring!

This is a fantastic short story about superheroes. I wish I could get every web designer and dev, and all their clients to read it. Do you want to know why I want them to read it? Read it, and I bet you can guess. #A11Y #accessibility