davidjboughton.bsky.social
I make things out of wood. I paint and draw too. I used to take pics for a living.
Father, dog owner, film, music and book lover. 🏴
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I’d be amazed if that scrawny fash could afford to eat in there anymore
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It’s not “just” anything, you noodle 🙄😘
Looks great xx
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They will. However, they will get much worse first, I’m afraid.
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The Daily Vile. Utter fucking scum of a ship and everyone who sails in it
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I did squash it down to about 1/4 the height. I do not have a dislocatable jaw 🙄😂😂
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It got squeezed in a loving embrace. Before being devoured… 😂
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It’s get squished in my meaty paws first 🙄😂
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If I’ve got it right, it’s Sam Neil in Jurassic Park!
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Strong “Dr Alan Grant” vibes there, Jim 👌
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It sure was. I was breaking the land speed record in one direction…
Less so in the other… 😂😂
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Oh, is that glazed?
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Yup. I’m not short 😂
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Purdee 😊
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Leg powered!
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Nice glasses!
Enjoy xx
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Get thee to the pub!
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Going for a ride later. Does that count!
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It’s all Greek to me…
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Croeso. Hope you’re having a fabulous day, dahlink
And the next rotation only involves breaks that warrant postcards, not braces 😘😘
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Bore da, Clare xx
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Bore da, Ian. Diolch
Hope you have a fabulous day, too
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Ah. You get a hall pass if you lived through SUSS
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Well. If you will dress like this!
Honestly, when was the last time you were stopped and searched by the police???
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I always take my knives with me. I cannot bear blunt kitchen knives
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Bore da!
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He is, it has to be said, eminently forgettable
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A tumour
A malignancy
A pestilence
A revulsion
A vomit
An abscess
A diabollock
An excrescence
A fester
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I’d go with chorus. Seeing as they’re so opinionated
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A? A? The, surely
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Gawd. Is that fuckwit still around?
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If you own dogs, you check the weather app religiously 🙄😂
It’s a great app. Apple bought out my favourite weather app a couple of years ago and integrated into theirs. It’s pleasingly granular
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Well. It didn’t last
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It’s the weather app on iphone
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Enjoy the party anyway. It might not rain. It isn’t here! 🙄
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Good luck xx
Buy me a pint if you do 😘
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If that was a guarantee, your laundry days would be worth more than tonight’s euromillions jackpot to the tourist industry.
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Literally? DGF
Metaphorically? Never 🙄😂😂😂
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Ach. It’s a cultural thing. It’s cyclical. Reintroduce it and feel smug
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I have my moments 🙄😂😂😂
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Douglas Adams will be along in a minute…
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Ha. It was always get pissed on a Thursday night, do your hangover on company time. Don’t ruin your weekend
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The Guardian doesn’t do fashion. It does earnestness and typos.
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Dry the bottom of the glass
Use paper coasters…
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The entire planet needs a punk revolution constantly.
My thoughts were — we need it again, but better informed