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I'm at the JFC, I'm at OMFG. I'm at the combination JFC OMFG 🎵 | My country signed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and has never lived up to it
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“The Nixon who entered China in 1972 was not the one we sent back.” —Marshall Brickman, “Simon” (1980)

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children should be vaccine and not hearsed

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Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people

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i see an inevitability where, hilariously, an enormous SpaceX rocket crashes into the White House

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Make a movie topical: Failure to Launch

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4/5 dentists agree that life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you

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RIP to Bernard Kerik, a man whose life stands as proof of concept re: what Abel Ferrara's Bad Lieutenant would have been like had it been a six-season series on FX.

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

In the spirit of saying something nice: Bernie Kerik died at age 69.

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I have had enough nature programming for today, thanks

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Ruin a state by adding a letter or phoneme Arkansasnk

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Add a letter, ruin a state. Ridaho

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It’s fun to stay at the YMCA, Charlie Brown

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A scandal worse than Watergate that the reporter waited to tell until he had a book to sell. Okay.

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what about breakfast for dinner at Tiffany's

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I spent ten years attacking universities as illiberal and overly woke. Now that the Trump administration is using my rhetoric to destroy American science and higher education, I am horrified but not horrified enough to apologize.

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