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I'm at the JFC, I'm at OMFG. I'm at the combination JFC OMFG šŸŽµ | My country signed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and has never lived up to it
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ā€œThe Nixon we sent to China is not the one they sent back.ā€ — SIMON
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that's an excellent question
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Not enough personnel to do martial law The secret of American law enforcement is that most people voluntarily follow most laws most of the time If that changes for a significant %, things get overstretched very fast
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ā€œHallucinationsā€ is another wrong word, since it reinforces the idea that there’s a mind there.
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are these perchance 2 high agency males?
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www.emophilips.com/video/video/...
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JD Vance: there's no mention in the catholic bible that we need air Trump: it's settled Trump: you heard it here folks Trump: we're getting rid of the air Trump: we don't need it! Trump: it's bad! Trump: we're gonna sell it
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No way to do the Emo Phillips joke in Judaism—or would it apply to some Hasidic sect actually, I don’t know.
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Although this does make me wonder a little about different Hasidic — I’d be inclined to say denomination or sect but perhaps school would be better? I was thinking about how we’re all pretty agreed (AFAIK) that there’s no more prophets and Christianity not quite the same
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Little-known fact, there’s a fourth one in the back, ducking down to hide from the camera.
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I wish Bob Newhart was still alive he could do a bit that’s like, ā€œThis is my brother Daryll, and this is my other brother Daryll. I’m God.ā€
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Goddamnit Warby Parker
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šŸ“Œ 🐷🐸
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Ooh! Long time since I heard this song or even thought of it, now I am psyched for this blast from the past!
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I’m voting that kid was thinking of fanfic.
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Has the mystery been solved?
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Wait can you make a lawn gnome that will make electricity even if it’s painted like a usual lawn gnome? If so I wanna start a business. (Of course they will be available with pants, skirt, or bare, as one chooses)
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If there was any damn justice there would be at least one tribal university as famous and well-funded as any Ivy League institution, as well as there being more tribal colleges and community colleges
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Israel does not and cannot fan the flames of Jew-hatred in America because the actions of the Boulder fire-bomber are no more the fault of Jews than the actions of the murderers at Tree of Life or Overland Park. Bigotry is bigotry is bigotry, not political criticism, even when aimed at us.
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Is the cruelty and oppression of the regime of the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques fanning the flames of anti-Muslim violence in the US? Do Muslims need to give Trump understanding that Islamophobia should be partly blamed on Sudan or is the bigotry the fault of the bigots?
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Is…is syphilis making a comeback? I appreciate the coziness but I’m not sure if this is an improvement on the metal fake noses. (If it happens to me, I’m going Groucho glasses)
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Hmm, this makes me want something, maybe an American flag, with dollar signs for stars maybe, all smeared in greasy orange. Idk, I’m no Edel Rodriguez.
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I think there is a problem with how some people have taken intersectionalism to mean that every conflict has one right side and one wrong side, and that all things are therefore permissible for the right side to do to the wrong side & nothing permissible for the wrong side to do, not even speak.
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Robin was hatched from a radioactive egg Wolverine was clawed by a radioactive mascot Phoenix was the sole survivor of a freak explosion that destroyed a high-tech laser spa and tanning salon in Arizona. (She was standing next to the microwave)
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Is there any other kind?