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davidorlo.bsky.social
I'm at the JFC, I'm at OMFG. I'm at the combination JFC OMFG šŸŽµ | My country signed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and has never lived up to it
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Charlie Brown. It smells like victory.
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Thick thighs save hives!
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Choose your battles, as they say. There so very many hills to die on, this one ain’t for me. Elmu can pay people to pretend to care.
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Well done!
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My nipples and pimples would like you to expoundle a bit more
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The world of rap contains multitudes, including both Chief Keef and Chiefer Kiefer
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Absolutely concur, this scumbag’s only possible reason to not want to live in a world where Germany won is who would he refuse to rent apartments to?
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I had hematospermia last year (everything is apparently fine), can confirm
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Well *now* I think the joke is funny
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no one thought my joke was funny? i’d better write an article about how bluesky is broken
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Years out of NYC, where I assumed local laundry complications were yet another small price to pay, and I’m now so used to expecting my own dishwasher & W/D, now I can never move back to NYC because I’ll never be rich enough to have those there.
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ā€œIt’s my work. You can’t reduce my passion to parental indoctrination. Why did Picasso paint? Why did Mozart compose?ā€ ā€œPicasso’s father was a painter. Mozart’s father was a musician.ā€
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I was nearly 50 and a new resident of Durham NC when I learned about the Wilmington Massacre. And I still only learned about it because I went to a Black barber.
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…MacArthur, Nobel, Guggenheim, Duke…
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100%, buy a big legacy newspaper and give it to ProPublica to run if they agree to slap your name on it, endow them with enough to run it without paywalls and within a generation your name will equal journalism like Carnegie=world-class performance. For much less than one vanity pro sports team.
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I don’t know who that is. I only really know the movies and Andor and the first season of ā€œBaby Yoda and Iron Manā€ and a couple random comic books over the decades.
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Sorry for your loss, @thedoctorrobinson.bsky.social
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The only thing more stupid than ā€œStarkillerā€ is a replacement villain for the majesty of the Emperor and the terror of Vader who they name ā€œSnoke.ā€ Or in his complete style, Darth Dad’s Down at the Pub Throwing Darts and Watching Snooker Again.
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Is there a Darth Ththth? There should really be a Darth where people think he’s just drawing out the first part and while you’re distracted waiting for him to finish introducing himself he’s already light sabered you.
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A large-enough minority wants all of this. Like around twice as many people as there are Black people in all of the US.
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And all the more that this is what American agriculture depends on, farm-owners who exploit and intimidate undocumented labor who cannot safely fight exploitation and abuse, farm-workers who are sometimes busted, employers who never are (practically never, at least).
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I am ready to eat at the restaurant with the emergency bird! Do I need to make a reservation? What kind of restaurant is it? I’m hoping for ā€œbistro,ā€ mostly because I bet that’s a fun word for a 4yo to say.
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Oh man, I now have *such* a killer concept for a Mexican restaurant with a patriotic American theme (real patriotism not bigotry) if I can find an old Gulf station
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Underappreciated skeet!
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want link to actual listing. because I can’t figure out if one of the 2 IRL Monopoly hotels is the house? Or are they both garages and the house is hidden somewhere?
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I couldn’t think of a joke where the waitress accidentally brings non-sparkling Pepsi to the sober table.
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Sober alcoholic: I wanted sparkling water — no, don’t take it away, I might get thirsty. Y’know what, just bring us a pitcher. And my sparkling water.
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ā€œThe Nixon we sent to China is not the one they sent back.ā€ — SIMON
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that's an excellent question