davidorlo.bsky.social
I'm at the JFC, I'm at OMFG. I'm at the combination JFC OMFG šµ | My country signed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and has never lived up to it
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Charlie Brown. It smells like victory.
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Thick thighs save hives!
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Choose your battles, as they say. There so very many hills to die on, this one aināt for me. Elmu can pay people to pretend to care.
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Well done!
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My nipples and pimples would like you to expoundle a bit more
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The world of rap contains multitudes, including both Chief Keef and Chiefer Kiefer
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Absolutely concur, this scumbagās only possible reason to not want to live in a world where Germany won is who would he refuse to rent apartments to?
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I had hematospermia last year (everything is apparently fine), can confirm
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Well *now* I think the joke is funny
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no one thought my joke was funny? iād better write an article about how bluesky is broken
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Years out of NYC, where I assumed local laundry complications were yet another small price to pay, and Iām now so used to expecting my own dishwasher & W/D, now I can never move back to NYC because Iāll never be rich enough to have those there.
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āItās my work. You canāt reduce my passion to parental indoctrination. Why did Picasso paint? Why did Mozart compose?ā
āPicassoās father was a painter. Mozartās father was a musician.ā
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I was nearly 50 and a new resident of Durham NC when I learned about the Wilmington Massacre. And I still only learned about it because I went to a Black barber.
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ā¦MacArthur, Nobel, Guggenheim, Dukeā¦
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100%, buy a big legacy newspaper and give it to ProPublica to run if they agree to slap your name on it, endow them with enough to run it without paywalls and within a generation your name will equal journalism like Carnegie=world-class performance. For much less than one vanity pro sports team.
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I donāt know who that is. I only really know the movies and Andor and the first season of āBaby Yoda and Iron Manā and a couple random comic books over the decades.
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Sorry for your loss, @thedoctorrobinson.bsky.social
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The only thing more stupid than āStarkillerā is a replacement villain for the majesty of the Emperor and the terror of Vader who they name āSnoke.ā Or in his complete style, Darth Dadās Down at the Pub Throwing Darts and Watching Snooker Again.
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Is there a Darth Ththth?
There should really be a Darth where people think heās just drawing out the first part and while youāre distracted waiting for him to finish introducing himself heās already light sabered you.
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A large-enough minority wants all of this. Like around twice as many people as there are Black people in all of the US.
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And all the more that this is what American agriculture depends on, farm-owners who exploit and intimidate undocumented labor who cannot safely fight exploitation and abuse, farm-workers who are sometimes busted, employers who never are (practically never, at least).
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I am ready to eat at the restaurant with the emergency bird! Do I need to make a reservation? What kind of restaurant is it? Iām hoping for ābistro,ā mostly because I bet thatās a fun word for a 4yo to say.
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Oh man, I now have *such* a killer concept for a Mexican restaurant with a patriotic American theme (real patriotism not bigotry) if I can find an old Gulf station
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Underappreciated skeet!
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want link to actual listing. because I canāt figure out if one of the 2 IRL
Monopoly hotels is the house? Or are they both garages and the house is hidden somewhere?
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I couldnāt think of a joke where the waitress accidentally brings non-sparkling Pepsi to the sober table.
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Sober alcoholic: I wanted sparkling water ā no, donāt take it away, I might get thirsty. Yāknow what, just bring us a pitcher. And my sparkling water.
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āThe Nixon we sent to China is not the one they sent back.ā ā SIMON
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that's an excellent question