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dumb white guy. this is all in jest, of course. also, you should Give me your credit card. he/him
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Let my girlfriend on my computer. Kept breaking into a sweat every time she hovered over the folder called "secret sauce." (It's where I keep my Jessica Rabbit gifs)

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Way into the fact that some of the plot lines of The Rehearsal are missing a third act, only for it to be revealed we're living in it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If you used NPC as an insult in the past, there's a 90% chance you're depending on chatgpt or some other computer program to dictate how you respond to emails and messages.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I've never seen a shower argument play out in the dry world before

submitted 7 days ago • 36 comments

Sinners is cool, I like it a lot; the one things that has stuck with me weeks later is shooting a guy pleading for his life while you've got one foot in the door to a peaceful afterlife. It's so sick. Sometimes you gotta say "fuck theme" and just do a really bad-ass thing.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

"We need a leftist joe rogan, we need a leftist extramarital force!" Hey, buddy! What if you left-tis site and enriched your lives with the people around you?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"We need a leftist joe rogan, we need a leftist extramarital force!" Hey, buddy! What if you left-tis site and enriched your lives with the people around you?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Death Race (2008), you are owed an apology.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

submitted 19 days ago • 361 comments

Sony’s Japanese Minidisc ads with Jamiroquai are straight up iconic

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submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

I was hacking on the 1995 Windows 3.1 Jeopardy! game and I really like this guy's elaborate "thinking" animation.

submitted 28 days ago • 59 comments

The Rock by Michael Bay is now 2-0 on influencing the American Government.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Scientists asked "If we removed the woods, will women still choose the bear?"

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

you dumb sacks of shit have fun waiting in queues and f5ing the app for your crunchwrap rtx, I know a guy who works at taco bell.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

the denny's x nvidia collab.......

submitted 55 days ago • 20 comments

nyt editor: you got that jason isaacs promo piece ready for when white lotus wraps? nyt writer: yep, made him look like a shitty magician who's trying to pick you up and everything!

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Bonzai Buddy would have shown them all the light and make them repent for the error of their ways.

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submitted 60 days ago • 12 comments

IF YOU ARE ONE OF ELON MUSK'S KIDS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. HE WANTS TO PUT THE MONKEY-KILLING CHIP IN YOU SO HE CAN ERASE YOUR BRAIN AND MAKE YOU ELON MUSK V2. everyone else can chill though, it's all good.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Why are they turning my vitamins into a movie? Big Pharma has gone too far.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

showing the party pictures of my cat.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Anime figurine failson.

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

you could make so much money off of these people.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

MOM! DAD! THE PROTESTANTS ARE TRYING TO BRING BACK INDULGENCES!!!

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I'm mixing chemicals in the bathroom; don't worry guys, the subtitles say [music intensifies] so I assume some dope shit is about to happen; maybe a djinn??

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

My bad guys; got some wires mixed up and keep putting "Sell Your DOGE" fliers in some Shiba Inu collars. The owners look terrified as I chase them and their dogs, but I think we can all agree my heart was in the right place.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I'm glad people are coming around on this opinion, because as a guy who got his dick shot off, that shit isn't funny at all.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Schumer looking at Barry Goldwater with tears in his eyes and saluting.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

ReFantazio winning best narrative at GDC feels nuts in such a strong year for stories in games; it started strongly but watching it devolve into "Show me the resolve of your ideas!" bullshit was a huge disappointment; it felt like a cool system and fun narrative ideas were just squandered!

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment