deadwoodinn.bsky.social
dumb white guy. this is all in jest, of course. also, you should Give me your credit card. he/him
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Nearly every "fuck the PPA" story is prelude to someone telling me they didn't know how to read a sign.
Sorry buddy! Don't care! Pay the dummy tax! Cars are over subsidized by the state anyway!
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Oh, you mean a peasant who benefitted from Colonialism? Keep 'em in there.
Okay Google, play "I don't Fuck With you" by Big Sean.
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No one ever talks about how fucking massive the headrests are; contorting to these weird angles to try and look out the dashboard definitely doesn't help. I hate these fucking cars!
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Convinced Musk is just trying to go out epically via Trump Crime Family.
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All of the voxel-based minecraft clone creators from the mid-2000s are finally vindicated - better timeline if we listened to them earlier.
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It's been so fucking bad, even from day 1.
It took a bit longer for libbed-out aunts to brush off their "Taco Tequila" routine from 2003, but at its crux, it's a spiteful freak stealing your car, driving it towards a cliff, and your response is "You won't!"
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They're programming some of the toilets to be way into being a toilet, but also some of those are being programmed to be in denial about it so you can have a really uncomfortable bathroom experience.
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I always have such a hard time grasping how to even talk about video games with so many people involved - any talk about artist's intent feels hollow when you have to ignore multiple platoons of people creating a really big tower that'll unlock icons on your mini-map.
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4 years ago: Nice talking point, NPC. Think for yourself.
today: dear chatgpt, hi! i love you. can you generate a flirty dm for my girlfriend? she's into movies and we just saw avengers 5.
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Need him to get tilted to see if he turns all wavy.
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RNC psychos had to remind him that the Dark part of Dark Money isn't an epic JRPG spell with a 2 minute cutscene to brag to your friends about and was instead about shutting the fuck up.
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Writing in a No-Kill clause into your election game, making like 0 commentary on democracy's function, and then just abandoning the conceit after realizing you need a Boss Battle is so baller though.
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Best part of the steam deck? Waiting for optimization patches which forces the player to skip discourse cycles since the game won't be comfortably playable for 5 to 8 months.
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Good tips already so going to go for a weird one if you're used to FPSs w/ mk:
The gyro controls work REALLY well for some FPS games in conjunction with the right stick aiming. Takes tinkering. I was really heavily skeptical, but once I enabled "Player Space" gyro, it felt so fucking good.
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Anyone who disagrees with this premise should have to read all of the quote tweets of @theonion.com posts.
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No mention of what happens to the DOGE kids who have access to every bit of government information we have though.
I feel like "We released them into the streets" isn't going to land the best.
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Posting this headline the next day is really the cherry on it.
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I like when Baki panels go around because someone goes "Woah, I GOTTA check this out!"
Do you know of the piss? do you know of the 300 chapter sumo arc? are you ready for when Muhammad Ali appears and the rapist character is like "I salute you! I RESPECT YOU for SAYING NO to the bastard racist USA!"
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idfk, put something funnier in there, have fun.
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Whites historically vote Red, yes. But if you're going to cite that white people voted for McCain as a reason to not pursue some sort of recompense, you should also consider how white people voted when the banks were bailed out the banks and nothing was done to salve the issue for people.
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I'm talking about how there were 0 repercussions for the 2008 Financial Crisis and how a direct line can be made from that decision to our politics today.
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It's sort of the point I keep coming back to: a lot of promises are being made right now, predicated on exploiting a corrupt administration, and we need politicians who are absolutely ready to rescind them and punish them on that basis.
We can't accept another 2008.