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QPR supporting, rock and metal loving, cat owning human being. Still a bit of eejit mind, that'll never change haha
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I hear that the #BBC aren't showing #Kneecap at #Glastonbury. As an alternative maybe they should show it but over dub them with the people who did the voices for Gerry et al in the 80's #justsayin

On this memorable day, let's give the last word to the man himself. #DanHannanDay

'Whatever malicious thing can be found anywhere in the world can be found [in London]… actors, jesters, smooth-skinned lads, Moors, flatterers, pretty boys... quacks, belly dancers [and] sorcerers'. A visitor to London, 1180.

I am fully blind. Sometimes when I meet a new person for the first time and they ask why, I'll tell them that I lost my sight from masturbating too much as a teenager. My sighted friends tell me the looks on their faces are priceless.

Fill up your car ASAP. And maybe stop spending on luxuries like food

"The world's richest man logs onto the platform he bought to yell at the AI he had built for fact-checking conservative mega-influencer Catturd2" is a sentence so stupid that future history books may just skip this decade.

Post of the day.

Students in England graduate with average £53,000 debt. Total debt £266bn, up to 7.3% interest. Most European nations don't charge university tuition fees, England does. What was public debt, is now personal debt. People penalised for education, can't start family, business. Abolish uni fees.

UK benefits system could collapse if disability benefits not cut, Liz Kendall says. Rubbish. In Sept 2024, a Minister said economy would crash if winter fuel payment not cut ... now! Inflicting cruelty/poverty won't rebuild society. Govts find money for wars, corporate welfare. Tax the rich.

Says the man who negotiated the biggest act of self-harm in our history, then killed thousands during Covid by being a dithering fool, then threw away his massive majority because he couldn't follow his own rules. Sit down and shut up you useless tit.

Immigrant families are being forced to put up signs saying 'I work in a care home' to escape the racist violence that's been unleashed in Northern Ireland I come from this part of the world and I cannot tell you the sense of profound shame and horror this fills me with. It disgraces us

Extraordinary I have to write this. The Roma are human too. The Roma have rights too. The Roma have been persecuted for centuries. The Roma were the last enslaved people in Europe. The Roma are last whipping boy IN Europe - on BBC this lunchtime people being openly discriminatory. STOP

This👇👇👇👇 On repeat. Don’t give me any of that “but it’s too difficult” stuff because “politics” What you choose, what you say and how you vote is you doing politics. And I resent paying for other people’s bad choices & gutlessness

They were a warning from history, Irene, not top tips of yesteryear. Ugly.

The French right now.

A boat transporting individuals to a Telemundo party celebrating one year out from the World Cup was boarded by the coast guard. They checked the immigration status of the staff on the boat. The mayor of Miami-Dade, FIFA officials, and Telemundo leadership were present.

‘Millionaire Exodus’ the UK Millionaire-Owned Media Told You About Never Actually Happened. 9,500 millionaires reported to be leaving the UK in 2024 represented 0.3% of the UK’s 3.06m millionaires. Fake stories create panics, want people/govts to be slaves of the rich. Tax the rich.

The national media should be all over Facebook & the government as to how a major website is platforming the orchestration of racist violence *72 hours into doing so*

Derek doing what he always does, bringing the receipts.

Whether water is in private hands or public ownership, it needs public control. Worker/Customer elected directors on company boards and OFWAT. Worker/Customer vote on exec pay. No exec will get undeserved pay or bonus. Govts pay lip service to democracy leftfootforward.org/2025/06/nati...

Sorry everyone. I'll remember to keep this bit quiet next time.....

He'll fill the panel full of kooks and morons now. Every country needs to mandate vaccines for travellers from the US before America becomes the worlds typhoid mary.

Is the BBC giving too much airtime to Reform UK? With me in the studio to discuss this are Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson and Sarah Pochin.

It's the "we don't mean you" brigade. They are the worst....

What do we think?🤔 Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious. Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story! So, what’s going on here? Let’s take a look!👀 🧵 1/13

A friend who lives in London reckons you can tell it's the day of the Rugby League Challange Cup final 'cos people smile and are friendly on the Tube.

Zoe gets it, but do you?

Why not make it a round 60? 😉

Does 'going at it' mean the same in American English as it does in English English?

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

Pop quiz! Is this the market saying it thinks: a) Tesla's value was significantly reliant on Elon skimming governments contracts by being Trump's bestie? b) The Trump administration will use the machinery of government to enact personal vengeance? c) Both? Whatever the market says, I say "lmao".

It's weird how so many British Asians who work for Nigel Farage end up hating him. Wonder what it could be about him. It's such a fucking mystery.

Today’s events are very bad news for anyone trying to write *actual* comedy.

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

Ffs who did this? 😂

Honestly this is the best post I've seen. Going to be difficult to beat this take. Well played Jonathan, well played.