defenceexpert.bsky.social
Sith Lord of the Vegetables - Great at poking things with my sabre and death choking idiots that talk about Defence. Fried once, so have a chip on my shoulder.
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Because they hit each other? Duh
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Amateurs! The dark side fly low, high, and really,really high (in space) together.
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Actually, to tell the truth, she was a bit annoying whilst pregnant. Very demanding and naggy. It was all, ‘force me a pillow’, or force me a foot rub’.
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No we didn’t. It was a #Tesla and someone sprayed a massive penis on it, so we got rid of it.
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No, it is actually a night club called Empire, designed to allow stormtroopers to cut loose.
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And my MAGA minions will just accept it @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
You don’t know the power of the Orange Side
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Feel your pain.
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Peace Keepers - just be careful please!
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A mistake the rebellion made on Hoth! Wrapped them up in about 14 minutes.
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Is he seriously trying my Death Grip?
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But can it also be used as a bbq sausage grilling device during lower intensity operations? Much to learn you have about the ways of the forks.
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Have you thought about cloning? Very effective!
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Women. Don’t trust them. They always lie. ‘Diplomatic mission to Alderaan’ my arse! Kind of got my own back to be fair.
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I could probably spare a few of my Tie Fighters if it helps.
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Hey dude, where the hell were you when Obi-Wan hacked me in half and watched me bubble in lava?
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Thanks for the tips! Have formally endorsed this hiding in a ditch technique on the ATAT commanders course.
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Could you by chance give my storm troopers a few tips? Can seem to hit an elephants arse with a banjo.