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This month on Amazon Prime: A white guy was minding his own business when he was pushed too far. Little did these baddies know, he's a very special boy. Jason Statham, or Ben Affleck, is The Normal Guy Who Can Punch Good.

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Most of what I know about Habeas Corpus is from the opening of Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law, and it's still more than Kristi Noem.

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Turns out in insurance, an Act of God is what happens when anyone sees your house destroyed by a tornado and says, "God damn!"

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The reaction to tornados in the Midwest let me know that, yes, if Godzilla was real people still wouldn't move.

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Ric Flair throwing Rey Mysterio Jr (mask off) into the pool on Nitro is the main reason I didn't watch wrestling for another 15 years. Regardless of Rey's feeling about it because he likes to be thrown into things willy-knilly, I'm forever jaded. #filthyanimals #wwe #wcw

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Live reaction from UNC to Bill Belichick's girlfriend being called "staff."

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Last one, with the new Pope in place, the church has also announced a new Pay For It Later function for tithes.

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To make it more relevant to current America they announced the pope with white smoke by burning the Constitution

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The new Pope was announced and he's from the USA, which was a surprise to him because like most American Catholics he hasn't been to church since his cousins 2nd wedding.

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I hate what SEO has done to websites. OH! You want to know something really fucking important? Read my live journal crammed with keywords and listicles before the most important sentence at the very end of the page sandwiched between so many ads that you miss it.

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