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The American Bar Association should immediately pivot to a modified process for evaluating judicial candidates in light of the Dump administration’s refusal to provide information about those candidates. Don’t comply. Adapt. Provide a rating based on available information. @americanbar.org

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At the rate Roadkill Rob’s going, members of the Kennedy family will soon start charging their names to less toxic options, like Manson, Lecter, and The Ripper.

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Attorney General Pam Bondi holds a press conference: “You guys, we finally decided why we deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia.”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, Pam Bondi is a relentlessly clownish liar, but I’m sure she’s telling the truth about Abrego Garcia, which is why they charged him with these crimes before they illegally deported him. What? They didn’t? Oh, then she’s a lying sack.

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Someone should produce an annual award show in which the worst public servants can be nominated in a variety of categories to vye for an Oscars-like statuette called the Orange Taco, thus creating an institution that ridicules Trump and his acolytes every year, forevermore.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

All elected Democrats should relentlessly refer to Donald Dump as the most bribed president in US history.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Not to mention a squirrel or two.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Bring it, Cecily Strong!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Goodbye, Papa. Hello, Poopy. "We're gonna need a lot more incense."

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Happy tidings in advance to all the families preparing to celebrate Pete Hegseth Fired with a Tweet Day.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

US Secretary of Commerce Howard Nutlik is what happens when an Oompa-Loompa is raised on a diet of lead paint chips and ivermectin.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Why call Elon Muk the richest man in the world when you can instead call him the world’s worst dad? Both are true, but Elmo could go broke in the near future, whereas he’ll always be the worst father on earth.

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Instead of calling Elmo Muskrat “the world’s richest man,” I think we should call him the world’s worst dad. They’re both true now, but Elmo could go broke in the future, whereas he will forever be an awful parent.

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We are beclowned.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans were howling for Hillary Clinton to be locked up for far less than the idiocy this gang perpetrated. And, by the way, Hillary was right about everything.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Having a chronic inebriate as secretary of defense is working out about as well as expected.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Question: Was “Secretary of Defense” Pete Hegseth drunk af when he texted U.S. war plans to the editor of The Atlantic magazine? Answer: Trick question! Pete Hegseth is always drunk af.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Made some new buttons today. God, I hate Nazis.

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