derekdirkenator.bsky.social
No hate/bull@#$#. I'm just here for the tacos and to meet new, interesting and fun peoples. Stay safe out there kids....
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I thought this was gonna be a quick and easy recipe for cheese or something...man, I thought my Friday sucked.
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Boofah!!
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It's as if they precoordinated...
"You take treble...you've got bass...I'll take mids."
"Fartbox McGee over there can handle the high pitched dog whistles and keep an ear for da po-po!" 🐶
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I mean...should one at least pretend to resist?
I don't know what the protocol is...🤔
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Oh Tabs...I so sorry (I'm secretly not😈).
Should've warned you about hiring a "budget stripper". They don't understand the physics involved... 🤔
Hope your friend makes a speedy recovery and yous guys can raise @#$@ next weekend.
I'll alert the fire department and EMS...😬
Smell ya later..🤣
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10 second rule...10 second rule!!! 😋🤣
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Increasingly convinced that orange tint is no-stick cooking spray...🤔
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Tabatha Louise Che-Tabara Marshal!!! 😧
How could you?! 🫣
You'd better be nice...big sis @lollysuckwell.bsky.social has birthday coming up (I think). You best be shopping for ultimate gift!!
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Well yeah...I'm pretty sure those boxie briefs come in a six-pack!! 🤭🤣
Damn...dat sis of yours be ruthless!!
@lollysuckwell.bsky.social
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Doggo be like, "Hey...what beach is this?"🤣
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Romans...Caesar...the Confederacy?! It's all starting to make sense now...🤔😯
@#$!@$#! global conspiracy!!!
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Is it time for tacos yet? 😳
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Oh hell yeah!! KitKat burrito rules!! 🤣👍
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That gavel gonna break at any moment...somebody get her a replacement...
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What...who...wait, wut?!! 😧
I'm innocent I tells ya!! I want a lawyer!!!
@lollysuckwell.bsky.social
Not that one...that conflict of interest, booty of the crime, I erect..I mean object!! This trial is a farce!! Oh gawd...
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I think it was the Germans that did'ed it!! Right after they invaded Pearl Harbor!!
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Poor @tabathamarshal.bsky.social..😳
What's dat circle thing on her head?
Is that like an aiming circle or something? Where's the three-pointer line?
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Stay safe...stay bright Tabs!
Enjoy the birthday party extravaganza with your pals. I'm glad your making some time and space for the good stuff.
...gives those barrels a chance to cool too. 😉😎
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Goons hired by goons...pretty sure they've already dipped into the private military contractor (PMC) cadre too.
This is becoming (or rather has become) a degenerate "extraordinary renditions" program...on US soil.
...and this idiot (in my home state no less) is looking for incentive not to do it.
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No way...that tattoo is totally fake!! 🥴
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Dear @lollysuckwell.bsky.social,
How many times has our beloved Tabs pulled this stunt in her youts..er, youths...and how many times has it actually worked?
Asking for skience...this very technical, top secrets social experiments!! 🤓🤔
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Meanwhile...I just be over here enjoying deez quackers!!
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Darwin had a sick sense of humors...🙄🤔
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Sidenote:
We both too young...but I have it on good authorities that this was the first girlie fart (possibly ever) that was caught on film!!
Fun cinema facts...🤓
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She be like, "Is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you just glad to sees me?" 🌰🐿️
PS...once I sobers up, Ima come up with a really great "deez nuts" joke for this!! 🤣
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Pew pew!!!
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You win!!
Now about these windows...😳😬
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It high pitched "Kiai"...for um, even more power!
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I gotsa board the train for "La La Land"!! Sweet dreams Tabs...thanks for the laughter, light and wuv you bring!! 🫶
PS...that was supposed to be a cool gang sign, but my fingers is sore. 🤭
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Good to know!!
Now I just need to find a squirrel that willing and able...🥴
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She's so fascinating...
I mean, it's like you can actually see the meds wearing off...😳
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Das "wall ball" technique...it advanced.
...and that wasn't a scream...that was Karate "Kiai!!" it harness energies and focus powers!! 🫣
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I have noticed a "morning after" kinda glow...or redness or something. Hell I dunno...🤭
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Oh this just give me powerful premonition and ideas...like room shaking, chairs levitating kinda stuff!!
Tabs as "on da scene" reporting with da humors, wit and flair!!
I would totally watch that....like if Jeopardy or Ab Fab reruns weren't on of course...
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I will say @lollysuckwell.bsky.social humors and philosophies have made my coworkers much more tolerable tho'...😁
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Dis what my therapissed says about "Che-Tabara" too...🥴
I just says..."Keep yer snarky comments to yo'self and write the presciptions!!"
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I would never admit this publicly...🤭
..but yeah, I'm kind of a sucker for romcoms too.
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PS...you're big sis just popped up. You best be on bestest behaviors now!!
@lollysuckwell.bsky.social 😈🤭
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Okay...I'm sold. I wanna Tabatha phone apps insteads.
It gots more personality(ies). 🤭
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Wait...how'd he get the mic outa his arse so fast?
Dat crazy bish determined to show him a good time!! 😦
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Kinda sorta...you're fav? 🤭
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That voice at the end..."but das...das all of dem". 🥺
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I think she try'in to enrich the uraniums...she makin' a bomb!!
Regime change...underwear change...I dunno...something!!!
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Jexi be like, "Bish...I'll bet you can't spell that twice!!"
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Exorcisms definitely make you sore!! 😳
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Um...I'll be right back...I gotta try something...😳
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PS...have you seen this? Fricking hilarious!! I wish they had a "Jexi" app...
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Das what he get for tryin' to teach me how to shift in a beat up crusty ol' work truck.
Smooth...I'll show ya smooth! How's dis?!
Kapow wappa chow...transmission done got "pitted"!
Now everything (and everyone) that was in back of truck...up here here in da front with us. Nice and cozy!! 🫠
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