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derekthegreat.bsky.social
A cool hoopy food who always knows where his towel is. He/him
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Pretty sure this is how we ended up with the administration we have. It's right wing meme culture put in power.
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At what point did "Should we treat people like people?" Become a question that was difficult to answer?
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"Who are you wearing?" "Well, this is an original Godzilla"
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False. He is a real person, and no real people love Ted Cruz.
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I saw that on the Internet, so it must be true.
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Less popular than a terrorist attack? Seems about right.
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I made the mistake of working hard one time, and now they expect it every day.
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They've elected a new pope! And he's a very good boy
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If I'm kidnapped by aliens, do you think I could bring my cat? Because if not, I won't go.
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I'm from Ohio, and I can say, with confidence, that the kitten was right, Cincinnati must go.
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I'm sure it's being done with only the best of intentions. They all seem to really want to help people.
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Don't ask people to differentiate between personal and private property. That requires nuance, and if there's one thing people hate, it's nuance.
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Iq testing are a really good way to find out how good you are at taking iq tests. Not really good for anything else, but really good at that.
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But there were like 8 people who got obscenely rich. That's what he is going for
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Whenever I hear someone say that this guy is "more masculine than another guy" I just look at them and say "So you agree with me that gender is a spectrum, otherwise that sentence wouldn't make any sense" they usually don't understand me
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They already want to ban abortion and trans health care, and the only way to enforce those laws is to violate everyone's HIPPA. They don't care.
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If that were my job, I would do it every day, just so I have a frame of reference to tell what the usual response is to it. Otherwise, how could you be certain?
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Because I care about human rights and trans rights are human rights.
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Is douchebag a gender? I'm confused
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Beliefs only matter insofar as they motivate actions. My problem with religious thinking is that it primes you to accept things based solely on perceived authority. As in "this is wrong because my god says it's wrong" not an evaluation of actions and consequences.
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As long as it's not a porcupine
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The only response to a fascist is telling them that they are weird and you would prefer they shut up. Any debate legitimizes their views.
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What's the problem? That's a valid cure for a sprained ankle.
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Lying, like everything else, is only wrong situationally. Without context, right and wrong are meaningless words.
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Also remember that they really don't have a billion dollars. They own stocks which are supposed to be worth a billion dollars. Then they borrow against the value of that stock. That way, when tax time comes, they can say they don't actually have that much money
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Wood and metal are completely natural. So that's a natural process
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Would have been different if "Lady ballers" had been nominated for best picture. They got robbed
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There is no non asshole way to become a billionaire. There are no "Good billionaires"
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You could send an email, see what happens
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They were "just found guilty" but the only stories are from 10 years ago? How is that possible? Can the journalists see the future?
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Interesting theory. Does he have to change his name once he graduates? Maybe pass it down to someone else?
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That's how they've been on every issue of civil rights. See Cheney once his daughter told him she is gay. Or Regan once Rock Hudson was diagnosed with AIDS.
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I remember Joe Biden walking around just taking unwrapped transgender out of his pocket and giving them to everyone.
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Anything but progress! We must protect status quo.
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These are my kids, 40 ounces to freedom and Siamese dream.
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No doubt the early Israelites were henotheistic.
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He's just quoting Roosevelt from his second inauguration speech.
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To be fair, it's possible that they are giants. Pretty sure they can defend themselves.
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Is Cam just Jay Cutler 2.0?
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They've already read and misunderstood it. Reading it again won't help
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I mean, yeah it's unhealthy, but that's the coolest baby in the nursery.
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Will his imaginary friends also be there?
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Every person deserves their very own cop. A 1:1 ratio of cops to civilians ought to be enough
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No, some of us listened to Guided by voices.
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Why do we allow 1 man to hoard that much money? Maybe we need to rethink this system.
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Big if true!
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There was no way the Browns were going to trade him. He had no leverage besides retirement.
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With the number 2 pick in the draft, the Browns select Jackson Dart
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A dapper gentleman for me.
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I would have signed for half of that. Why doesn't any NFL team want a 48 year old fat guy?