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derekwrites.bsky.social

Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying

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You ever see a meme that’s just So Dumb but you love it with all your heart and it brings joy throughout your day?

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Over/under on how long until they get their presidential pardon?

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Been so tired, run down.

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Now Zoidberg's the popular one!

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If we had a functioning fourth estate, maybe someone could force Trump to explain why he let a "big-time drug addict" run half the government (or force Musk to explain why he introduced his children to a pedophile)

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If you don't love me at my harfam, you don't deserve me at my loric

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Working up a space horror plot at the moment where of course the sole female character is the only competent person and the men just keep making things worse. Sometimes satire is too easy. #amplotting #horrorlit

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Not to mention wildly varying information about where the genitals are And the amount of sex that undercover police have

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Those are the pants you wear when you come out to interrupt The Rock's promo

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Evergreen skeet

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That's why I made it easier for my friends by getting them in high school and college. Just in case.

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I wish I was the kind of person who could just hunker down in a genre, my only author brand is indecision

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Repost with your first crush

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Damn, AEW tickets for the Chicago residency in July are already $80 at the cheapest

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Disappointing day

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Never Lending Story

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Thom Yorke singing Everything Everything Everythiiiiiing Will become crab Will become craaaaab

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You ever see a meme that’s just So Dumb but you love it with all your heart and it brings joy throughout your day?

Over/under on how long until they get their presidential pardon?

Been so tired, run down.

Now Zoidberg's the popular one!

If we had a functioning fourth estate, maybe someone could force Trump to explain why he let a "big-time drug addict" run half the government (or force Musk to explain why he introduced his children to a pedophile)

If you don't love me at my harfam, you don't deserve me at my loric

Working up a space horror plot at the moment where of course the sole female character is the only competent person and the men just keep making things worse. Sometimes satire is too easy. #amplotting #horrorlit

Not to mention wildly varying information about where the genitals are And the amount of sex that undercover police have

Those are the pants you wear when you come out to interrupt The Rock's promo

Evergreen skeet

That's why I made it easier for my friends by getting them in high school and college. Just in case.

I wish I was the kind of person who could just hunker down in a genre, my only author brand is indecision

Repost with your first crush

Damn, AEW tickets for the Chicago residency in July are already $80 at the cheapest

Disappointing day

Never Lending Story

Thom Yorke singing Everything Everything Everythiiiiiing Will become crab Will become craaaaab

Wild Robot is on Netflix and chat, it is still SO GOOD. And Kris Bowers's main theme? Damn.

I made a masturbation joke but the punchline just made me sad

The Pokemon that runs this account

Honestly don't even know why I fucking bother.