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derekwrites.bsky.social
Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
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Life hack for enjoying the Wish soundtrack, which was melodically good but lyrically a mess: listen to the Korean version

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God does not want me to write. The THIRD laptop that I have purchased to act as a distraction free writing tool has bricked just as I was sitting down to start on something. Fuck my goddamn life, I already do not want to be on this stupid planet and know I can't write when I finally want to

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You ever see a meme that’s just So Dumb but you love it with all your heart and it brings joy throughout your day?

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Over/under on how long until they get their presidential pardon?

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Been so tired, run down.

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Now Zoidberg's the popular one!

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If we had a functioning fourth estate, maybe someone could force Trump to explain why he let a "big-time drug addict" run half the government (or force Musk to explain why he introduced his children to a pedophile)

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If you don't love me at my harfam, you don't deserve me at my loric

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Working up a space horror plot at the moment where of course the sole female character is the only competent person and the men just keep making things worse. Sometimes satire is too easy. #amplotting #horrorlit

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Not to mention wildly varying information about where the genitals are And the amount of sex that undercover police have

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Those are the pants you wear when you come out to interrupt The Rock's promo

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Evergreen skeet

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That's why I made it easier for my friends by getting them in high school and college. Just in case.

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I wish I was the kind of person who could just hunker down in a genre, my only author brand is indecision

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Repost with your first crush

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Damn, AEW tickets for the Chicago residency in July are already $80 at the cheapest

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Disappointing day

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Never Lending Story

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Thom Yorke singing Everything Everything Everythiiiiiing Will become crab Will become craaaaab

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Wild Robot is on Netflix and chat, it is still SO GOOD. And Kris Bowers's main theme? Damn.

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I made a masturbation joke but the punchline just made me sad

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