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derekwrites.bsky.social
Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
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Hate to tell you but violence is indeed the only answer that one side presents and they absolutely revel in it.
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Dayum ❤️
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Funny how the only way Israel can defend itself is to turn other countries into parking lots
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Toooo cute!
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It's a very specific Muppety blend of happy and dumb, and he only refers to himself as Dog "Dog will eat it, Dog would like to eat it, please give it to Dog."
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I'm available Any time for you ❤️
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He likes the spectacle of a stage show, he likes beautiful things, he likes music. Les Mis has beautiful, dramatic music and sets. That's it. He has no idea what the show is about, has never even thought about figuring it out, doesn't care. He's an infant looking at the mobile over his crib.
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The man has the media literacy of an ant. And not one from the DreamWorks movie.
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The only one that makes sense to me for is the @caddicarus.bsky.social sleep channel, most other creators are fairly even toned but Caddie...is Caddie, so taking out the louder bits and more jarring transitions makes for better headphone company
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Did he not read the story about the Atari kicking his program's ass at chess?
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Someone looked at their stock prices this morning
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Remember like a day ago when the LAPD was saying "We don't want the army coming here" and people were like "Yay LAPD" Yep, they are right back on their bullshit
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The pro-life party.
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I can say crazy shit that won't come true too if it gets someone invest a trillion dollars in my vaporware
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Oh God forbid I get to go somewhere and not hear the opinions of Nazis and their friends for five fucking minutes of my day
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Dare someone on ABC to say "We apologize for calling him a hater. We meant a hateful treasonous thumb.
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I think police are just so used to solving every problem with violence that they think that's how you put a fire out.
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Dan Bongino Dan Bongino Dan Bongino Dan Bongiiiii iiiii ino
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Not even a promoter. She literally was just the person who was willing to look away as the company excused sexual abuse and got a murderer off
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Stunning 🥰
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Can't tell if this is a bit or not...
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The other key to the plot is my belief that if you are attacked by a shark? It's never the shark's fault.
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Gen X moved from apathy to nihilism and fucked the world, but still want to complain about being overlooked
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Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk
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Okay AI, you get a one hour reprieve.
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Bullet Club Gold just out there being a bunch of big goofy idiots who love each other
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Not gonna happen. Trump is a cockroach.
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No way
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I think the real headline is "Despite proving that he is utterly craven and ill-suited for the moment, Jake Tapper somehow still has a show"
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Tell the judge to give her the same punishment they would have given him
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GOP is now officially an edgy Tumblr teen
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