derhermit.bsky.social
I’m a teacher, writer, dog-lover, musical theater aficionado, and die-hard democrat. My humor helps me cope with the horror unfolding in our nation. Well, that and various substances.
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I AM NOT A SUGAR DADDY, LADIES.
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Wait until there’s no end times. Won’t they be surprised when no one is swept off to Heaven, and the assholes are left to live with the mess they made.
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What if you’re Muslim? What if you’re Jewish and believe the New Testament is crap? What if you’re an atheist? You better have classes for all of these people.
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One second before what? One second before he craps his pants again?
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Hey, Trump, the Iranians know where you are too.
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Do it!!!
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What?!
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Normal? Everything Trump is trying to do is unprecedented, so how can it be normal if it’s never been done before?
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He’s also a moron. The Minnesota governor is Walz. Waltz is the GOP idiot who lost his White House position over the Signal debacle.
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Uh, we have tons of queens here in America. And we’re not going anywhere. #PrideMonth
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It would be poetic justice if Kristi Noem were ripped to piece by a pack of toy poodles.
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Why would anyone make a deal with Trump when they know he’ll renege as he’s done his whole career. The orange asshole cancelled the exact same deal he tried to push on the Iranians. If only he hadn’t rashly canceled it in his first term. What a steaming piece of shit he is.
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Duh.
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Persecuted by the nation he saved from the Nazis. Straight people can be such assholes.
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I hope we’re drawn into a war in the Middle East. 1) It’ll make Trump look horrible since he promised no more foreign wars; 2) all those newly enlisted MAGAts will be sent to the Middle East and can live out their warrior culture away from us. War’s a lot different that neighborhood cosplay.
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Uh, he recently “said” he stopped drinking. Since all the GOP does is lie, I certainly don’t believe him.
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What democrat isn’t expressing their horror and disbelief? We saw what was coming and now it’s here. We’re furious at the greedy assholes who voted a felonious sexual abuser back into the White House and say so. As for the true believers, they’re hateful and stupid and don’t know better.
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God, I wish you were my Vice-President! The one we have is a smoldering turd that America stepped in and can’t scrape off it’s shoe.
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Only the Nazis think D-Day was “not a pleasant day.” El Presidente TACO doesn’t get that it was a day of noble sacrifice and victory. Perhaps he thinks the German chancellor is a closet fascist like so many of our friends and neighbors turned out to be here in America.
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Hey, look! Melania before her lizard transformation.
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Log Cabin Republicans must feel so seen and appreciated at this moment. Get ready for your pink triangles, girls! P.S. I’m a gay democrat, which makes sense.
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I’m not a misogynist. I’d hate this corrupt bitch even if she had big, hairy balls - or does she?
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I thought the same.
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Should she be bringing up alleged crimes that have nothing to do with the indictment? Isn’t that tainting the jury pool, making an end run around any judge’s ruling that bringing up an alleged murder is unduly prejudicial?
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I’m reading Sinclair Lewis’ “It Can’t Happen Here” since it did.
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It’s divertissement. “Look over here at the shiny object!” I’ll believe this feud is real when Elon gets ahold of Trump’s college transcripts and splashes them across “X”.
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The World’s Richest Man must be able to get ahold of Trump’s college transcripts and splash them across X.
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Isn’t he hopped up on Adderall? It’s probably the reason he’s up at all hours of the night tweeting crazy
sh!t.
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Hilarious and frightening
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Disgraceful.
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The last time I made a bad decision at work because I didn’t prepare properly, I lost my job. Same should go for those assholes in Congress.
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Whatta ya mean? He’s a loving dad. He holds his son’s penis when he pees. My dad never did that for me. My mom wouldn’t have let him. Jealous, right? Well, Mrs. Johnson isn’t. She knows that the Lord wants a Johnson to hold the johnson of another Johnson. It’s a happy family.
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I say the Pledge of Allegiance with my students every day, but I don’t like it anymore. “The liberty and justice for all” is now a lie, like it was in pre-Civil Rights era.
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My condolences
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Hey, North Carolina, you voted for this. My sympathies to those that didn’t.
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Is this real?
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Didn’t Ivanka go to Harvard?
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I followed you because I’m a Morris too.