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Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

Couldn't possibly put it any better than that.

We live in a world where the Pope takes part in a White Sox chant at the Vatican

It's always bizarre seeing what countries are "allowed" to have nukes.

Once you have one the world contorts around how well it’s actually not that bad that you have one, really provides stability even.

It's worth reflecting today on what it took to end legal chattel slavery in the US. And it's worth remembering that the work stoppages of enslaved workers in the south crippled the Confederacy and were the largest and most effective labor action in US history.

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Apollo's gift of prophecy strikes again, like a Starship explosion re-entry fragment obliterating a sea turtle trying to lay it's eggs on a Caribbean beach

the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states

quotes full of people saying the thing he says nobody says

Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment “Stopping a battle is much harder than starting it. Starting it only requires you to shout ‘Attack!’ but when you want to stop it, everyone is busy.”

I think the time to try and convert transphobes has well since passed. I don’t think they’re susceptible to logical or empathetic arguments

We should be able to keep two thoughts together in our heads at the same time: 1) Attacking Iran would be really dangerous. But also 2) Attacking Iran would be extremely dangerous.

Known for their sacred morning rituals, baristas are a revered third gender in western culture, neither male nor female. Baristas are said to be keepers of secret alchemical knowledge, and are typically given offerings in return for blessings of life, energy, and vigor.

All in favour?

they should make a workplace that isn’t understaffed all the time

Just went to a circus and had some bread and folks, I think this might be the next big thing.

Oh no.

I have seen my fair number of truly grisly and/or upsetting videos here on the Lord’s internet, and the first 10 seconds of this gave me the biggest jump scare I’ve had, in years

i just want democrats to hate republicans as much I hate them and as much as they hate us

My eternal love and support for the first Democratic politician to openly endorse civic sedevacantism (that the seat of the Presidency is empty)

uhhhhhhh ummmmmm b... uhhhhhhhh.... hmmmgmmm

You just sit down after that.

The USA's E-4B "Doomsday" mobile military command HQ – a converted Boeing 747 equipped to withstand a nuclear blast – is said to be airborne. “Nightwatch” is only launched during high level crises, such as when planning to attack Iran in an undeclared war on behalf of Benjamin Netanyahu.

so funny that they didn't just blow up a rocket, they destroyed their entire launch pad while getting NO useful information whatsoever. just a complete disaster lmao

There is no evidence of this. It’s actually insane to believe that if you’re quiet and subtle people will notice you more. It’s entirely a rationalization of their deep-seated fear of conflict, their vanity about being annoying or loud, and their laziness about relearning old communication habits.

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

I transitioned at 29. I got there in the end. I didn't go through any legal means. I managed. Shouldn't have had to, though. We can tell each other that we'll take care of each other and pull through and also note that zealots and fanatics are inflicting untold suffering on us for no reason.

Need to use this in the future

the main difference between the bush administration and this one is that the neoconservative ideologues have been replaced with people who want to see explosions on the tv

the uk by 11 am today

I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.

When we moved into this house a couple years ago, my very kind neighbor was like “oh FYI my husband is a concert cellist so if it’s ever too loud or disturbing you or anything, please just let us know.” You know what, hasn’t been a problem.

So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.

filling out a work questionnaire about my strengths: (1) feet are light and nimble (2) never sleeps (3) says i will never die (4) dances in light and shadow (5) great favorite (6) never sleeps (7) dances (8) dances (9) says i will never die

There was a short-lived Alf magazine for children in the late 1980s, and it contained BLATANT misinformation concerning the temperament of iguanas: