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I dk we will figure this out soon but likely focus on art on here. Visual artists/music/chiptune/
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I will exercise and eat the spiciest noodles and try to expel the evil bc I am a Divine Beast...

I transitioned to a woman, but sometimes I'll eat an entire pizza and will temporarily become a sapient dough ball

Anamanaguchi on around 100 mgs of cannabis oil, sounds transcendental. Shocker /s

Arcee 💖 #Maccadam

f*cking trounce this fool

A 3:30am post from the president

Damn, Colbert went full genocide slurper. Not surprising but sad.

Source: @oift on Tumblr

We got ourselves a cancer fan.

I looked at the 'Pirates Of Silicon Valley' cast and ... Lmao John DiMaggio is Steve Ballmer of Microsoft. Jake the Dog is Developers Developers man. I just... Think it's neat. That's it. Have a lovely war.

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon theonion.com/iran-wo...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

waking up to this what the fuck

The President of the United States: "The 'N word' should not be treated so casually. I guess that’s why Putin’s 'THE BOSS.'"

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

It is fascinating how I hadn’t been misgendered by the TSA for basically half a decade but ever since Trump’s inauguration, I’m sexually harassed (ie had my genital region patted down) by TSA agents every time I go to the airport now.

I am but a cursed vessel.

Scum sticks together.

I remember 2003. My English teacher had us all make personal book binders for our journals. Mine was covered in anti war decals criticizing Bush. I got called in to the office and lectured by my principal about how Sadam was a terrorist and told I was a terrorist sympathizer and got detention.

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

100 💯 percent

I am begging people not to look to the NYT for coverage of what's happening. The BBC, Le Monde, Ajazeera and others will have more truthful coverage.

If I can't get some of the rent to my friend, she will probably not like me anymore. Please help me. I was just facing homelessness. The upheaval has hurt my ability to take care of it as well as being unmedicated. Please help. 🙏 $YearningSpark

Can I please have help w coffee, a muffin, some rent money today? Help w electrolysis to prepare for GRS? [0/Thousands of dollars] Thanks for reading I am going insane please help me beat my odds? 🙏 🙏 🙏

If I had the ability to stream BoTW, I'd do a fundraiser and no one would give me enough for prepping for GRS. Once the Big Beautiful Bill passes, I am dead.

youtube.com/shorts/xfARb... I can't do this anymore

BoTW finally and w zero tutorials is actually pretty cool. Probs have an infection tho lmao

*puts on the most annoying man on YouTube bc he's sadly more informative than, like, CNN* 'Buy my big beautiful bastard shirts. What do *you* think about going to war w Iran? Comment below!!' :((

Call those Senators bc this bill will actually kill me and my friends.

help

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

NYT last year: We're no longer going to endorse in local races. www.nytimes.com/2024/08/12/b... NYT as soon as a candidate they don't like has a shot at winning:

'Live' hahahahahahaha

I need so much help right now with rent, internet, medicine, caffeine, food and planning surgeries that it feels legitimately impossible. $YearningSpark

I'm not.

Please help us afford 2 months of rent or the internet. Help we have relied on has been compromised. $YearningSpark

Nothing I feel about my boundaries matters. Ever. Just cause I'm poked into saying 'yes' Over and over doesn't mean I'm ok with it. At all. Ever. Awake bc I don't think I'll be able to afford a dentist and people aren't helping or even offering to pay back; They keep taking. I can't sleep.

Someone I know showed me a 40 dollar pair of shoes she wanted... And I'm so unable to afford helping her. And she said the 40 dollar shoes were 'expensive'. I just started crying. It isnt that expensive; We are all simply maddeningly not ok. That is *not* expensive. I am heartbroken over it

'I'll refill your klonopin if you WoRk WiTh mE oN ThIs' - The most vile, manipulative person you've ever met in your life

I would absolutely c*m my brains out and cackle like an evil movie villain.