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Devon | He/Him | Sometimes makes art | Certified Pre-Owned Shitposter | Cincy Born | Admin of @bilbcord-ooc.bsky.social
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First remote shift of work ever in my life and yeah... I get it now. I see why people want this shit. It should be an option for everyone it's physically possible to provide it to

apropos of nothing going on here, the burden of proof rests on the accuser, just saying :)

I know drinks out of these machines are so crispy. Like, condensation dripping off the cans, below freezing but somehow still liquid, levels of crispy

If anyone wants to see a true birthday bash please give me 45 million dollars and I'll give you a party with cake and balloon and those big plastic tubs of ice cream with the handles attatched

"inflation is down" cool talk to me when deflation starts, prices going up slower than last month still means they're going up

We're going to see one of those fuckers light up a crowd out of "panic" before the end of summer aren't we...

This would work better on me and most of my friends than anything, let sluts ✨serve✨

one more day until i can say "and during pride month too smh" whenever I'm slightly inconvenienced

Just received a call today for a verbal offer for a radiology job, what a huge relief after a few weeks of unemployment. Big weight off my shoulders

Instead of burning a small rain forest to make a shitty AI picture of a chicken with a trump haircut, you can use infinitesimally less electricity to make a shitty picture yourself, and it has the bonus of being considered art. Took me 5 minutes start to finish, and that includes writing this

it's giving Cowboy "All Quiet on the Western Front" cover

Had to make a new account on here for my twitch/gaming stuff (go follow @mindofdevon.bsky.social if you're so inclined) and god its just annoying having a new account on here nowadays, two blocks already and both were AI slop. I miss the bad old days :pensive:

Too many things are happening someone's gotta stop the Thing Machine for a little bit I need a breather

Having to switch around my uploads this week but here's NimbusEntry a REAL helldiver joining us to defend Super Earth! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwuc... #gaming #helldivers #helldivers2 #funny #supererath #cosplay #cosplayer

If I see one more "[Red State] deserved the natural disaster because they have republican leaders" I will scream, you're basically saying people deserve to die because they're being gerrymandered. Unity doesn't work if you want to see people die just for living

Fuck you Tony

fight for democracy yet you're using the forest burning water eating plagiarism machine to do what takes about 4-5 minutes to do in photoshop

Treat the average internet user like a fae being, except not as cool and willing to turn your bones into soup

The Chicagope is real

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

We should stop making shoes and clothes uncomfortable on purpose

I am gobsmacked, it's going to be a long week for the next episodes #andor

Locking in for ANDOR season 2

The idea of holding an entire country in contempt is funny idk why. "Yes hi boss you've done bad, you must pay yourself a fine or we will put the entire country in jail for two weeks"

"Video podcast" mm no stop it, these are Incompatible Words

I'm so tired

Midwestern democrats continue to stay winning

Happy "trust nothing" and "put out media/articles that people come back to on other days thinking it's real because we as a society can't seem to grasp that once a joke is over we should label it as a [APRIL FOOLS] after the day is done" day

The fates aligned and this episode landed on my rewatch today without even meaning it to

I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.

Something something every accusation is a projection

Hey accounts on here who just take screenshots of their twitter/insta/whatever posts and upload them here, wouldn't it be easier for you to just copy and paste the text here? Especially since half the time you fuckers ain't using alt text on your images

Shooting guns is so gay like you’re gonna see how far you can fire hot loads at a picture of a man?? Okay