dflopez.bsky.social
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You can’t have a “Grandpa Bryce”
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I assume there’s only one reason cops don’t immediately come out with a narrative. They won’t even reveal the gender of the cop that was shot in the wrist.
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sir im posting on bluesky im not pulling levers of power here
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If you don’t enjoy shit like this, then what are we even trying to protect?
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The throw still going his way almost feels like a “fuck you too, then” for timing it so poorly
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…the fuck…?
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And then there’s this mark who thinks the administration would change their minds if someone just “educated” them
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I’m concerned that you seem to believe the administration is making this decision because they don’t understand the project’s value.
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I haven’t even watched 30s of this yet but thanks for this good feeling I’m getting for knowing more about you and your love for Grandma
12/10, would definitely hug
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“So you’re saying this was done with malice?”
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I mean what the everloving fuck…
You don’t even have to TRY to learn that.. it just kinda happens by paying attention like… once
That’s weaponized incompetence
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“Crash involving a CPD squad car”
Impressive effort to create as much distance between accountability and police
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Aw, we already knew that!!
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What mic does he use?
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They said “fuck it, cut em up!!”
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Mmmhmm
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I appreciated “growing brood of children”
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Two at a time. Every time. Not sure why even
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At least as executed by the chucklefucks in power in this country
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I recognize this when I’m walking the dog. It’s real easy to take my phone out and scroll
I try to put it away and…. Look at the world in front of me
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Score one for evolution
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It’s like she was TRYING to land in the cat food
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I thought you were toasting a spent coal at first
Now I’m impressed
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Yeah I blame modern food cultivation practices (that are tuned to make fruit *look* good to buy), not the fruit
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They are so desperate to do anything but update their worldview
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Yeah those are usually consistently better, good call
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They even make him sound powerful with those tiny excerpts
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“Punching Scrote” was my hardcore Blink 182 cover band in college.
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Am I meant to stretch my crunchy neck and shoulders while *sitting*???
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…..AND WHO LITERALLY WANTS EVERYONE TO TALK TO HIS COMPUTER ferfucksake
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I can imagine him looking around after saying that and expecting people to cheer for his snarkiness
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He speaks like a 6th grader that just started wearing a trench coat
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You got corpus in my habeus!
You got habeus in my corpus!
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He sounds like the brain worm has ALMOST figured out how to speak
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Sometimes when I watch a show with subtitles on, it makes me realize how good the actors are making it sound
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I was already annoyed by how chaotic a kitchen that serves friggin counter-service food was (and HOW many people work there at once???), but I got *really* annoyed at how chaotic their renovation was.
It was almost slapstick
Chaos and noise for the sake of dopamine only (but it didn’t hit).
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(Alternatively)
How much more Stuf can there be?
The answer is none
None more Stuf
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This Stuf goes to 11