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didntneedallofit.bsky.social
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it is at times like these that i turn, as our ancestors have done for thousands of years, to a playlist of 40 of the best songs by animal collective

Hiccups should be illegal

LIGHTS OUT GUERRILLA BUS BENCHES SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

suck my ass

“Their vibes were headed right for us!”

for me, this was when i started going "uhhhmp" whenever i stand up or sit down, which on some level i had assumed was an affectation put on by men of an older generation. but, nope. you just start doing that because your aging body begins demanding it for some reason. uhhhmp.

I’m not sure if Kanye West actually thinks other people like Elon Musk or if he just now always refers to himself as “we”, like Venom.

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

People were leaving their dishes in the sink at work so I taped up a picture of Pedro Pascal with a caption that asked them to do their dishes for Pedro’s sake. Sink stayed empty for a month.

applying for jobs again

heard you kiddos like weird and creepy shit so i brought you this because it rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJO...

Last I heard, I’m not a finalist for any Nobel prizes, but if I do win one, I unfortunately will not be attending the ceremony due to my objection to the classist pageantry of white tie attire.

Joe Rogan should launch a cologne that smells exactly like DMT.

Nathan Fielder is alive.

Bluesky is dying and there’s only one way to save it: we gotta post more about the New York Times

It has come to my attention that bluesky is dead. RIP to bluesky. We had a good run folks.

I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug

Murderbot show tone and dialogue seems more like Deadpool than book Murderbot. I’m confused about whether that’s a very rare opinion because it seems like everyone is so excited and loves everything they’ve shown so far. Do people just want a new Deadpool? That’s a different character!

I have felt a longing for Chicago more times in the past 10 hours than I have in the last 5 years lol