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didntneedallofit.bsky.social
i’m having fun using the internet, just like in the olden times
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suck my ass

submitted 20 hours ago • 12 comments

“Their vibes were headed right for us!”

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

for me, this was when i started going "uhhhmp" whenever i stand up or sit down, which on some level i had assumed was an affectation put on by men of an older generation. but, nope. you just start doing that because your aging body begins demanding it for some reason. uhhhmp.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure if Kanye West actually thinks other people like Elon Musk or if he just now always refers to himself as “we”, like Venom.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

People were leaving their dishes in the sink at work so I taped up a picture of Pedro Pascal with a caption that asked them to do their dishes for Pedro’s sake. Sink stayed empty for a month.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

applying for jobs again

submitted 35 days ago • 148 comments

heard you kiddos like weird and creepy shit so i brought you this because it rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJO...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Last I heard, I’m not a finalist for any Nobel prizes, but if I do win one, I unfortunately will not be attending the ceremony due to my objection to the classist pageantry of white tie attire.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Joe Rogan should launch a cologne that smells exactly like DMT.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Nathan Fielder is alive.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is dying and there’s only one way to save it: we gotta post more about the New York Times

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It has come to my attention that bluesky is dead. RIP to bluesky. We had a good run folks.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug

submitted 13 days ago • 149 comments

Murderbot show tone and dialogue seems more like Deadpool than book Murderbot. I’m confused about whether that’s a very rare opinion because it seems like everyone is so excited and loves everything they’ve shown so far. Do people just want a new Deadpool? That’s a different character!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I have felt a longing for Chicago more times in the past 10 hours than I have in the last 5 years lol

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Remaking Invasion of the Body Snatchers but at the end when the guy screams “YOU’RE NEXT!” he’s gonna say “WHAT IS THE VALUE PROPOSITION OF THE THING YOU’RE GIVEN!?”

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment