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didntneedallofit.bsky.social
i’m having fun using the internet, just like in the olden times
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feels like a kill shot

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COMPLETE STRANGER I MET AT THE GAY BAR TWENTY MINUTES AGO: I actually have been getting really into like, oh what is it called, like EDM orrrr-- ME, TANKED OFF THREE BLUE HAWAIIANS THINKING THEY SAID EMDR: oh that makes a lot of sense cuz you seem hella abused and traumatized like in a childhood way

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NYT delenda est

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RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

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you know, i just realized bluesky is the perfect place for us to all come together and finally admit that goldeneye for the n64 doesn't hold up at all

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just realized this account is gone now. RIP to the birther of a legendary skeet

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Important mental health public service announcement: It is better to die alone after 10,000 years of solitude than to Use The Apps

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it is at times like these that i turn, as our ancestors have done for thousands of years, to a playlist of 40 of the best songs by animal collective

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Hiccups should be illegal

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LIGHTS OUT GUERRILLA BUS BENCHES SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

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suck my ass

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“Their vibes were headed right for us!”

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for me, this was when i started going "uhhhmp" whenever i stand up or sit down, which on some level i had assumed was an affectation put on by men of an older generation. but, nope. you just start doing that because your aging body begins demanding it for some reason. uhhhmp.

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I’m not sure if Kanye West actually thinks other people like Elon Musk or if he just now always refers to himself as “we”, like Venom.

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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

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People were leaving their dishes in the sink at work so I taped up a picture of Pedro Pascal with a caption that asked them to do their dishes for Pedro’s sake. Sink stayed empty for a month.

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applying for jobs again

submitted 38 days ago • 148 comments

heard you kiddos like weird and creepy shit so i brought you this because it rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJO...

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Last I heard, I’m not a finalist for any Nobel prizes, but if I do win one, I unfortunately will not be attending the ceremony due to my objection to the classist pageantry of white tie attire.

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