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thinking about staying up all night in my shed and waiting for the possums to show up and then befriending every one of them

I've got... two tickets to paradigm... pack your thoughts, we’ll challenge time 🎶

girl... who did your makeup because GOT damn. flawless. on fleek. look at that winged eyeliner. jesus christ almighty lasers set to stun

I have a camera in my shed for when my cats go in there to eat and drink and what not, but this morning someone else visited...

This story still does not sit well with me. Please consider helping this family out. 🥺 gofund.me/46fbd5b9

hey guys... me again... so... moving is really expensive and I have to pay about $320 for my POD rental. insane, I know. if anyone has a few bucks to toss, I'm $wheredthesodago on the apps 🥺 #mutualaid

Stone Cold Steve Boston

thinking about shrimp dick (as in the guy who stands on the main road here waving an israeli flag)

if my name was margaret... I think my online handle would be margaregret. that's pretty good.

Don’t want to have anxieties, just want to wear sundresses and have a vaguely unsettling vibe

went to the gas station to get a fountain drink and there was a sign on the door that said 'NO ICE' and I thought, well that's okay, that's just more drink that'll fit in my cup. but the fountain machine did have ice... and now I'm wondering... did they mean ice agents? bc that's woke as hell 👏

Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel

If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And shoplifting

tripped over love in a parking lot laughing too loud at a joke i forgot

livin’ on vibes, broke with wi-fi, but too alive to die

heard a car horn honking in the distance outside which obviously means I did something and someone is mad at me right

if people want to post better and get more engagement they simply need to learn how to release their inhibitions and feel the rain on their skin

Eagerly unzipping this bad boy to hand you the thickest tampon you've ever seen in your life

If you put my age in as 99 years old instead of carding me, just know that I am very offended and also that I look incredible for 99

Ore so vein you probably think this mine is about you 🎶

URGENT Car Payment Mutual aid needed asap Car payment: 15/563 $givepancake paypal.me/inosaramet venmo: pancakewitch 💕💸 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ #mutualaid #helpsky #disability #transmutualaid

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" yeah well back in my day, we asked Jeeves

Hear me out… life but with less people acting like raging fascist nut bars & more margaritas

yeah any uhh professional de-nesters out there???

Doxx everyone in ice and dhs.

i feel the devil when i remember how your hands pulled back in winter when you realized loving me wasn’t safe or sweet or easy i feel heaven in the way you stayed for too long before you walked away

ATTENTION TO DETAIL

one time the pharmacist told me that her husband was also born on april fool's day and she asked me "do all of y'all just... not take anything seriously??" and I let out a hearty laugh and then got really serious and said no, we do not.

when I was a kid and my mom would ask me what I wanted from the grocery store I would just say "peaches without the fuzz" aka nectarines

if anyone saw my dad celebrating father's day, call a priest

acquired a chair for my children

my cat started doing this thing where she just shoves her forehead in my face and I didn't know what she wanted so I was petting her and she kept scooting closer. so I gave her a little forehead kiss and then she licked me back. now she's asleep next to me. the dingus just wanted a forehead kiss 😭

A guy came and fixed my foundation today and I'm floored. haha. get it?? but no, for real. I keep walking back and forth on the spot that used to dip down really far and it's just so flat now. she's so flat chested. we love it.

what if Sisyphus just ... didn't push the rock lol what're they gonna do to