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there are only 3 types of cereal - unhealthy because too much sugar / artificial flavoring - tastes bad - both

“Hey guys watch this!” (Starts rapidly decomposing at the dinner table)

just remembered that time in my high school geometry class where i overheard some guy say "I'm failing every class but gym"

isn't it just great how a bunch of people died in a tragedy and NOBODY is expressing sympathy for the lives lost because we're all distracted by trump blaming minorities and a guy not in power anymore

“Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had a coffee” “But you don’t drink coffee?” “Exactly”

[meanwhile on threads] me: makes the most obvious fucking joke ever neurodivergent: takes me seriously and explains why my joke is unrealistic guy with blank pfp: takes me seriously and insults me random snowflake angry about politics: "Left can't meme."

The economy is in turmoil but at least my financial future is secure thanks to my collection of 10,000 images of tennis balls. Now to take a big sip of coffee and open Bluesky

hi guys im new to bluesky and for some godforsaken reason my feed is filled with literally hundreds of these posts, i keep scrolling and there's just more of them please help