dijond.bsky.social
Where sarcasm meets Football in a delightful digital duet.
Newcastle United | Chicago Bears | Wales
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Okay Owain
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Could have ended worse… you could have had an 8 iron wrapped around your bonce.
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Craig Bellamy was pushing his daughter on the same swing set I was pushing my son on.
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Can tell that’s AI cause there’s a spelling error…
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Or whatever his name is.
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Mike Ashley came across as someone that would have imported in the shite all inclusive holiday bacon as a cheap alternative to the good stuff.
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They also say “bring home the bacon”
So someone’s fucken lying.
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I’d love to hear John say that.
He’d choke on his own saliva.
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How’s the boczek did ya say?
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How many teams are in the league? 12?
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All three don’t deserve it in my eyes.
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Didn’t say that they deserved a spot either.
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Exactly the point I’m making.
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I wouldn’t say it was luck.
Overall across the season we deserved it more than Villa.
Chelsea were the ones that can consider themselves lucky.
I agree with the strengthening of the squad but hopefully the few windows of nothing will be to our benefit this year.
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Great team.
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Our Kryptonite turns us into Kryptoshite.
I’m here all week.
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Meant it as IF Villa score 😩 I’m too nervous to type.
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Hahahaha
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Didn’t he play for Sheffield Wednesday?
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If they were crystal, I could have recommended some cream for you.
I don’t really care, as long as it keeps to the traditions to a point and doesn’t become green and white
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Oh I have no reason to doubt you.
But I’ve seen some designs on social media that have been downright comical.
Point I was making is watch it be closer to simple changes than wholesale.
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They not got eyes?
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And don’t forget the key metric…
Sexiness…
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A win tomorrow will give us confidence to smash Arsenal and Everton.
But tomorrow is the second cup final we’ve had this season.
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Nah, it’s all gravy.
Beat Chelsea tomorrow and we’re innnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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That’s the point.
He gets these jobs on reputation or connections.
He can’t manage for shit.
He will just keep going down the leagues until one sticks, but he’s such a terrible manager he will end up in a terrible league where he belongs.
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We beat Chelsea then it’s guaranteed. We can lose the other games and I don’t think it would harm us.
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And thats why Rooney shouldn’t get another job.
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Him and Arteta are neck and neck for dick of the season…
… that came out wrong.
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When they sold Dwight Yorke to Manchester United.