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live thru the ditches and love thru the witches and laugh in the back of my dragula im em/emily/uni | dirty thirty one | resident adult swim lesbian | @carneguisada.bsky.social 🖤
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YALL IM ON HIATUS BUT I HAD TO GET ON HERE TO BRAG BC WE WERE WATCHING A VIDEO AND MY BROTHER WAS LIKE "WHATS KESHA UP TO THESE DAYS" AND SO I LOOKED AND SHES... FUCKING TOURING WITH SCISSOR SISTERS THIS SUMMER????? AND I GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS???? TEARS IN MY GODDAMN EYES BROW THEYRE MY FAVORITE

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thinking abt that dumbass from a few weeks ago that was like "is it just me or has anyone else noticed boredom doesn't exist anymore" boredom is all ive felt the entire month of may

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i love when dudes try to get past youtube censors by using increasingly funny euphemisms. dude im watching rn is trying to avoid saying anal beads and has said: - vibrating keister capsules - shivering sphincter spheres - rectum rosary

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This post remains ever-green.

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i think they should put snarf in a blender

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Begging these homophobic dogs to shut the fuck up

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hell yeah

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Visiting the ‘Discover’ tab for self harm.

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This office too hot my face feels like it's on fire

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How some of you be drawing your ocs

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"ask gemini" can i ask it to kill itself

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Thinking about going home during lunch so that FedEx doesn't leave my laptop out with the Lenovo logo clearly visible in plain sight. Also bc fuck this

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www.instagram.com/numetal_mome...

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Lenovo, less than 24 hours after receiving my laptop: final testing underway on your device! Me, who has been getting full night' of sleep all week without it: oh take your time lol

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New video! Today we're exploring FydeOS - a de-Googled fork of ChromiumOS that can be installed on a wide variety of systems. Including the official Fydetab Duo - an open source 2-in-1 tablet. And thanks to Fyde, who loaned me one, we're gonna be checking it out today! youtu.be/UPv1aP59ctc

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It can be frustrating when you give them a name as simple as "David", but they still misspell it.

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Damn the internet kinda blows without my laptop how do computerless ppl do this all day every day

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Just announced: #TMNT: JOURNEYS. #TMNTJourneys is a new monthly series that will reprint the final #MirageStudios #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles comics for the first time. Pre-order by 7/14. On sale 8/20! Read more on @comicbook.com: ow.ly/e4ck50VSRJ6 #IDWComics #IDW #TMNTComics #ReprintComics

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...won't begrudge nobody tryna find their social media home. I ain't going back Over There tho.

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Not sure why this OP was deleted but this is what this was in reference to. Again, lmaoooo

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

New one for the filters dropped

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Can't listen to spinning wheel without thinking about that episode of Larry Sanders where Hank is like doing a musical or some shit lmfao

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Gm

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Hope the loud ppl aren't on my side today bc there's a bump inside my ear and I won't be able to put an earbud in it without crying 😢

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Midweek Treat: #RecipeOfTheDay is Chocolate Cake with Coffee Buttercream! 🤎 www.nigella.com/recipes/choc...

submitted 34 days ago • 24 comments

Spotify pisses me off. If I do song radio for a 60s psychedelic track, I want more like that. not the same ten 80s yacht rock songs I listen to on a daily basis 😭

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Go Speed Racer GO! (#1 variant cover)

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Guile as a broom.

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He's just like me fr 🧀 [ #smilingfriends #fanart #allan #glep #art ]

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type shi

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minds still blown that we almost had a limp bizkit cover of fucking love and rockets

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