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dimsie.bsky.social
I have too many dogs for a sensible person One of the Aotearoa NZ Twitter exodus Mother: Invercargill, father: Simmesport La. Ngāi Tahu, Kāti Māmoe, Cajun, Pākehā, feminist, parent MA in history, PhD in dork Terfs and right-wingers can get in the bin
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I reckon if we get everyone in Te Ika a Maui to line up along the east and west coasts and start paddling we can take us even further south and away from that mess up there. Plus we can get really close to Te Wai Pounamu and solve the ferry problem
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Flying right past the Cool Zone!
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"It costs a lot to look this cheap" but with the absolute opposite vibe to Dolly Parton, queen of our hearts
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This is a jumping off point for me to say that yesterday I listened to the episode of @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social about MAGA makeup and hair and plastic surgery what it signifies and it was so interesting! This very conspicuous "look" they all have to define themselves is very time/money-dear
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I think he would be very happy if I said "I withdraw and apologise" in response to this truth bomb. I did not
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Meanwhile The Limpet is already in his room calling out "guys I don't really care, it's fine" over the sound of TikTok. Snort
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Sadly he does not know Holden Caulfield because they haven't made them read Catcher in the Rye, heh
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I do like Son One very much and I think he is clever and funny but neither of us is capable of giving the other one the last word AT ALL. We are both incredibly annoying. Heh
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"We both care about how he feels it's just that I'm not going to lie to him about it" - actual quote I am having his medal engraved as we speak 🙄
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"Only I, Elder Brother of Mature Renown, can see through my parents' fakery and expose the TRUTH" OK Holden Caulfield, Jesus Christ 😀
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Au contraire! You also "know" Gore Aunt
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Now there's an administrative stay on the ruling so I guess Vincent is looking in the other direction
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I took the PB Tech plunge on a Xiaomi one because reviews were good and I am very fond of their robot vacuums and their phones and they had a giant sale on Xiaomi stuff so it was under $50 Right. Now I can do actual work
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There are so many dropshipped ones on TradeMe! I wonder if they're qualitatively that different from the pricier models, given that it's just... shooting water?
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We haven't got to the stage where I am forcing him to brush his teeth twice a day for 3-4 minutes as recommended. That's when he's really going to start bitchin'
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Secret Moon Base, why not
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Whenever anyone mentions Andy Kaufman all I can think of is him doing the Mighty Mouse theme tune
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Just a scratch (on the nuclear reactor sites)
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Precisely this!
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The Smiths These people are clearly fucking with us
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Now Elliott Smith! Oh COME ON 😄
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Right?! Although I guess the Limpet himself is an angst-ridden white guy rn so: on brand?
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Incredibly weird soundtrack to this is the office speakers playing Nirvana's "Something in the Way" and Radiohead's "No Surprises" at muzak levels
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On the one hand: it is heartwarming he wants me in here (despite rejecting all hugs this morning) On the other hand: I could have gone to have a coffee and worried in peace
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He is being very brave and sad
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What the fuck do I care if they’re a 45 million or 52 million or 111 million so long as I have good moderation tools and I’ve been entertained, informed, and connected to people? Everyone writing about echo chambers needs to get a fucking life. Touch grass. Log off. /fin maybe