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NYT bestselling author lol // my first book, ONE OF THE BOYS, is out now! // buffalo-based football internet transsexual // writer in residence @ texas roadhouse // victoria.monster // 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 //
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endcap at the grocery store got me to spend 3 dollars on a can of Watermelon Water and you know what???? it's pretty damn good

i really wish i liked pop music lol

Coco giving the ballkids the trophy to raise.

both of these came up in my library holds at the same time 🏳️‍⚧️

alright. alright settle down

what a moment for corey perry, the last remaining active player from the last canadian team to win the stanley cup — people forget montreal getting him from the whalers at the 1993 trade deadline

really difficult to choose between hating on the canadian team bc it’s funny that they never win the cup or hating on the miami team bc they’re from miami

Drinking 1/4 of a microdosed weed soda anyone can buy at the grocery store and going nonverbal >>>>>>>

imagine my shock when i start listening to a new country-ish girl only to realize she’s the KKK vampire lady from sinners

i’m sad that there won’t be college softball on my TV tomorrow :/

texas softball coach is the rare Arkansas or New Zealand

Blagen

he is responsible for some very funny images

Hell yeah Texas Tech make them drag you outta there

hell yes, tech

mia scott deserves this moment so much

i would like to drink modelos with doris burke

sometimes you get 2 really good softball games in a best of 3 series

patrick mahomes being sad is worth it

unfortunately i think throwing 4 complete games in 5 days may be hampering her performance somewhat

this blows my mind every fucking time i see it. the human mind is so bad at understanding numbers

kayden henry’s scrunchie game is extremely strong

anybody who proposes separate sports leagues and competitions for trans women has either 1) not thought about this for longer than two seconds, 2) a bad actor