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šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ ā€˜ all those faults, all those scars. They were never anything but you, were they? ā€˜ šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø he. they. it.
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I knew I chose the correct line of work.
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No, he has definitely said it. Posted to the White House twitter account, February 19th of this year.
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Trump has, in fact, referred to himself as a king. White House twitter page. February 19, 2025. Even if the words didn’t come out of his mouth (I’d be stupid to believe they didn’t), the existence of that post happened under his watch.
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I always assumed it was a bowl of grits that the kissee would supply. A kind of ā€œthe closest you’re getting to having what I’ve got is a quick smooch.ā€
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You wouldn’t have to defend yourself if you didn’t roll onto a post telling someone she’s not good enough because of her hair lmao
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I’m so happy for you and your baby 😭
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They can’t even get their closed captions in order, but they think they can pull off auto-dubbing?
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Always…
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The driver ran over a child.
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This is a weird comparison. If the plane crashed and everyone had a heart attack before it happened, the fault is medical, not mechanical. Why would that whistleblower be needed if their ā€˜information’ turns out to be irrelevant?
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Is this an It’s Always Sunny reference?
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That’s a solid no-skip.
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Haaaa I watched this today
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Better get BigBalls to hack those Epstein files already.
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As if Musk hasn’t been Trump’s butt buddy this entire time.
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He didn’t give Zuck the suit. Zuck had it made after that performance. Even Benson Boone is mad about it.
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Downside: I don’t have the skill set for game development.
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He’s also a problem. Help. He’s getting closer.
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Well, duh. That’s because it’s nothing like gay nerd porn.
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The second arrow is pointing to the text of the book, which does have different letters than the original. However, they’re cut off and very clearly actual letters.
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Is gay porn for nerds bad?
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Oh, totally useless! If y’all have an equivalent, though, I could always stand to learn about UK law.
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The extent of my law knowledge comes from LegalEagle lmao
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Plenty of people I know. If you need an age range for that, 25-35. It’s also a sentiment I’ve seen echoed online. I know I’m hilarious, Patrick, but please hold your laughter. You look like a hyena.