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I teach 5th grade and I have a lot of feelings
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White boomer at the nail salon was being so rude to the nail lady so when she tried to talk to me I literally ignored her like she didn’t exist like how dare you

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I’m 30 today

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I hate being right that the goal of many Covid contrarians is to actually limit what Covid precautions, including vaccine access, that others can take. It's not about autonomy when you change who can get vaccines.

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lwe did this today in my 5th grade class, just like we did it when I was in 5th grade! They need to know what’s happening to them like !!!

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Hey quick question do I have any legal recourse if my boss makes comments about me wearing a mask and how certain grades would be “impossible” for me to teach because of that… like I need to know if I should be documenting things like this in case it escalates

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when I was a kid joe rogan was a guy who made people eat bugs

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Found out I’m teaching 3rd next year :/

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less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"

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This is so fucking good

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I love the drama of the main event on Raw

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⁠♡

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It’s crazy that one of my students told me I looked like Rhea Ripley

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Brief respite ✨️

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When I cook something and it tastes good it’s like Oh Thank God

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"Boys will be boys" - suspicious, menacing, historically used to excuse heinous crimes "Just girls being girls" - celebratory, welcoming, historically used to describe girls kissing

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STOP REMINDING ME

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This is a king woman stan account

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My mentor brought me a coffee and a treat today since yesterday was so shitty for me. I’m going to be so pissed if she isn’t my mentor again next year

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As an educator, I have some thoughts on how children show up in schools when parents enable dangerous behaviors, but that’s completely secondary to my resounding thoughts of WHAT THE FUCK

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Becoming a teacher was such a fucking mistake lol

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they should invent going outside without people looking at you

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Getting emails at 9:30pm about things that are happening first thing the next day are so annoying! I’m not going to check my work email until I get to work so…. Now I have to scramble to find something to do UGH

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Finally at home but now I have to cook dinner?!? This sucks

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My discover feed is completely people trying to sell weed and a bunch of porn?!? I can’t open this app at work any more

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I’m so over today already. I would like to be cozy and eating dinner at home…. But I have a meeting after school and I never have any idea when these meetings will end

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90s boba

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Why are ICE agents masked to begin with? Our law enforcement officers shouldn’t be anonymous. Ever.

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I feel like I have senioritis …..

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: our punk and drag shows have more covid mitigation than disease foundation summits and physicians conferences. Why can we do what people whose careers supposedly depend on the knowledge—with far more resources— can’t? #WeKeepUsSafe

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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

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I had a non dairy yogurt pouch today that legitimately tasted like vomit. I had to stop eating it because it gave my mouth such an overpowering vomit taste and I started to wig out

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Getting work related texts at 8:15 is absolutely offensive

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I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit

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The Sopranos won’t show vomit but will show murder.. my emetophobic ass thanks them

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