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I teach 5th grade and I have a lot of feelings
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I know this is controversial but this “well we are all going to die” shit started with Covid denial and has just kept going

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Palestinian adults deserve to live. They deserve freedom, dignity, and liberation. And as a teacher and a mom, knowing that 50,000 children have been killed or injured in Gaza, I lose faith in humanity and in this country. 50,000 futures 50,000 potentials 50,000 universes It’s unconscionable.

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me rn (:

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introduce yourself w/ some jobs you’ve done: - starbucks barista - babysitter - lush employee (that discount was fire) - office manager - sex toy peddler (retail at an adult store) - teacher lmfaooooo

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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

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Apparently I wasn’t the only new teacher with a shitty evaluation…..

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Janice fucking Ralphie’s ass then herself…. Queen of Yeast infections

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fuck this guy so bad

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Sometimes I wonder how traffic would respond if we did a nationwide PSA about how to merge and that merging should be a zipper formation. Too many ppl just DO NOT want you to be in front of them and will run you off the road protecting that space lol causing traffic behind them

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It’s the time of year where I don’t really have to plan much because we are mostly testing and doing puberty talk so during lunch I just lay on the carpet or outside in the sun in the reading garden lol

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thank you for hanging out with me today please fill in this short questionnaire: • did i annoy you? • did i say anything weird? • did you have fun? • do you still like me?

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anyone have a thing where like any memory they have from more than like 3 years ago feels as though it occurred to a different person on a different planet

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White boomer at the nail salon was being so rude to the nail lady so when she tried to talk to me I literally ignored her like she didn’t exist like how dare you

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I’m 30 today

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I hate being right that the goal of many Covid contrarians is to actually limit what Covid precautions, including vaccine access, that others can take. It's not about autonomy when you change who can get vaccines.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

lwe did this today in my 5th grade class, just like we did it when I was in 5th grade! They need to know what’s happening to them like !!!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hey quick question do I have any legal recourse if my boss makes comments about me wearing a mask and how certain grades would be “impossible” for me to teach because of that… like I need to know if I should be documenting things like this in case it escalates

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when I was a kid joe rogan was a guy who made people eat bugs

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Found out I’m teaching 3rd next year :/

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"

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This is so fucking good

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I love the drama of the main event on Raw

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⁠♡

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It’s crazy that one of my students told me I looked like Rhea Ripley

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Brief respite ✨️

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When I cook something and it tastes good it’s like Oh Thank God

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

"Boys will be boys" - suspicious, menacing, historically used to excuse heinous crimes "Just girls being girls" - celebratory, welcoming, historically used to describe girls kissing

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

STOP REMINDING ME

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This is a king woman stan account

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My mentor brought me a coffee and a treat today since yesterday was so shitty for me. I’m going to be so pissed if she isn’t my mentor again next year

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

As an educator, I have some thoughts on how children show up in schools when parents enable dangerous behaviors, but that’s completely secondary to my resounding thoughts of WHAT THE FUCK

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Becoming a teacher was such a fucking mistake lol

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

they should invent going outside without people looking at you

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Getting emails at 9:30pm about things that are happening first thing the next day are so annoying! I’m not going to check my work email until I get to work so…. Now I have to scramble to find something to do UGH

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Finally at home but now I have to cook dinner?!? This sucks

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My discover feed is completely people trying to sell weed and a bunch of porn?!? I can’t open this app at work any more

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so over today already. I would like to be cozy and eating dinner at home…. But I have a meeting after school and I never have any idea when these meetings will end

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment