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BREAKING NOW: "all major world maps" on the online game GeoGuessr have been privated in protest of GeoGuessr's decision to participate in the Esports World Cup in Riyadh. map creators write that the EWC is used by Saudi Arabia "to distract from and conceal its horrific human rights record." full:

Google opinion rewards is so inscrutable. I just got 22 cents because I “definitely” like the blues. Would I have gotten a different amount for a different answer? Will I be seeing more Joe Bonnamassa ads? Are they trying to determine if I, in fact, GOT the blues?

Rocket league tournament just matched me with the guys who kicked my ass in casual 15 minutes ago 😔

Why does ever goddamn podcast I listen to turn into a cult

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

Clockwork Orange gooning

Nottoway Plantation? More like Yesaway Plantation, because yes it’s away

It's so cool how this world has been deliberately constructed to drive you insane if you're a good person

I was right to never stop calling it HBO Max, take that MOM

@blankcheck.bsky.social I have a Sony 3D Blu-Ray player that I still use but I’ve never had a 3D tv, if Griffin wants to buy it off me to have another one I would happily oblige

@davidehrlich.bsky.social tell us about that marvel snap deck @blankcheck.bsky.social

happy ten year anniversary to this post

We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things

my offer to america: we bring woke back

I just told god he’s like people and I made him laugh

Classic choice. We’ve been wondering about this thing the whole goddamn time

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

Millennials are a goldilocks generation raised in the narrow window between leaded gasoline and social media and hooooo boy is that showing these days

Twonkothée Chalomet

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

This is incredibly smart by @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social, a lesson Democrats have to learn fast. There will be no a-ha moment for the electorate. You can't wait around for people to realize how bad it is if they'll invariably wind up blaming the Reverse Vampires. You just have to fight, right now.

A thing I wish I could teach people is that the vast majority of very rich people are deeply stupid. They did not get where they are because of ingenuity or talent. They got there because of compound interest on hereditary wealth and being tax cheats.

I’m really good at watching the play and figuring out what they should have done instead

Why does anyone go up the middle, that’s where everybody is

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work