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There have been young douchebros around my entire life. It’s just that until recently there wasn’t an industry telling them that they were entitled to be douchebros without anyone calling them douchebros.

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I had a masturbation joke, but it kind of went everywhere before it was done

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Sry, can't talk right now 💁‍♀️ Thanks to Moanspeak for the mouth-filling gags 😌

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Going live in an hour and a half!!! Come join me for a birthday celebration!! OnlyFans.com/codivore

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TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ HYPNOSIS This is how easy it is for Me to SNAP your mind and make you Mine.

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'He did grill me, to be clear, he definitely grilled me,” Kuo told the Times. “He’s ordinarily a pretty chill guy, but he really went into full dad mode: ‘How are you going to take care of the family? What are your future plans?’ Like really old school.”

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DAY 78 What's your favorite modification to a classic induction? Get the tracking document to participate in the Mini-Charmed! Countdown Contest on Discord! The invitation to our server and other useful links can be found on our linktree here: linktr.ee/charmedhypno... #Mini-Charmed!2025

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Post fun 📷

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this entire paragraph is Stephen Pinker openly saying, "I think race science is real and correct."

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from today's post, about the fuckery that went down at the secret crypto greedfest dinner that was held last night at Donny Convict's Virginia golf motel please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/3Zw1nel (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

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This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake. Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone

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Romantic Teen Stands Outside Crush’s Window Holding Up Peter Gabriel theonion.com/romanti...

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Relatable

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Leave me a voicemail. Stop by unannounced. Let's do something pointless, inefficiently. Make bad art, for no one. Run real fast, not to get there, but because running is fun. I am not trying to be productive you stupid assholes I'm trying to LIVE

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If anyone has a lead on housing in the Seattle area for a queer woman and two big dogs, give me a shout. She's leaving a bad situation and really needs a safe place to land. 💜

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Supreme Court is REALLY not helping me recently in my efforts to push back against Josh’s “but isn’t all this just made up?”

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"You better not be wearing Lincoln's blood-stained gloves from the night of his assassination when I get over there!" me:

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y'all have heard of The Substance but have you heard of The Frequency? I made this lil bimbo edit for fun! No hypno/no movie spoilers. I only used words from the movie's own ads n changed them a bit

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My nun cosplay! would you confess me your sins? #fansly #model #ginger #ass #fitnes #cosplay

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My indoctrinated hypno drones & plastic dolls reach states of mindlessly divine detachment through the teachings of Ellechemistry. It's Better This Way +<3

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DAY 83 Which metaphor do you prefer for deepening: stairway, escalator, elevator, or meandering path that weaves to and fro and up and down and all over the place before somehow ending up back where it began? #Mini-Charmed!2025 #Mini-Charmed!2025Countdown 🧵1/2

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someone winked at me so good last night that I yelped, so now I feel compelled to re-share this post of mine from 8 years ago girlyjuice.net/do-i-have-a-...

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Relatable

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I will be making an appearance at Sheri's Ranch July 23-29th. Message me and I will reserve an appointment for you. 💓

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Is obedience hot to you even when it's pointless? For me, service like doing my dishes or sending me money is hotter than taking lewds, because it improves my life in measurable ways. But I saw a meme "be a good boy and fill your shoes with beans". Yep, obedience for its own sake is still hot.

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Ever dreamed of having me all to yourself? I will be at Sheri's Ranch July 23-29th-and Id love to show you an amazing time. Message me to discuss 💓

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Goals

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I’m looking for an artist to create a new profile image/an image from my bust up! Inquire via DM! #artist

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Hey, do you have a GoFundMe that you would like to bring attention to? Here's a thread to do that in. Tell us what it's about and drop a link to the GFM (or other similar verifiable fundraising site). It can be your own, or one you feel confident sharing. Either way, share away!

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DAY 84 Have you ever taken part in a stage hypnosis show? Get the tracking document to participate in the Mini-Charmed! Countdown Contest on our Discord! The invitation to our server and other useful links can be found on our linktree here: linktr.ee/charmedhypno... #Mini-Charmed!2025

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"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the United States after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."

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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless theonion.com/gavin-n...

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Prom time

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It's official! My @betasafecensors.com clip store is now up & running! Go indulge in your denial. clips.betasafecensors.com

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Maren Morris free concert at WeHo Pride on the 30th www.wehopride.com/event/friday...

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Mood

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500K Mexican-Americans served in the U.S. armed forces in WWII, as did millions of 1st and 2nd-gen immigrants, and 109K noncitizens. Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.

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She’s all hands, folks

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If you’re a hack for whom intellectual honesty and consistency are alien concepts, life is just full of these little puzzles.

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Thank you to everyone who attended tonight’s Office Hours! I appreciated your thoughtful questions & discussions on accountability & repair after a consent incident, setting boundaries, flexibility training for kink, risk awareness, digital privacy, poly relationship challenges & more.

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Seems to me that if there’s a senile guy doing nothing in particular the usual way and a senile guy setting everything on fire, the fire guy is the one who should be the focus of media inquiry

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thirty seconds of a kitten falling asleep:

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