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dnlrntr.bsky.social
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Deploying my ultimate hot take that sex is actually fake and gender is the only thing that's even sort of kinda real and logging off for the night Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

It’s really fun that the only doctors we can listen to in America now are chiropractors

submitted 13 days ago • 19 comments

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

submitted 114 days ago • 12 comments

"kind of evil" lol kind of?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

the president shouldn't be able to extrajudicially murder people but let's be honest we all have one exception in our heads and it's the same guy for everyone

submitted 17 days ago • 149 comments

This…this…I mean I don’t think we could write something to make fun of Bari Weiss’ sister that is this funny.

submitted 23 days ago • 78 comments

this is how my artists suffer [left: my feeble idiocy; right: @bailierosenlund.bsky.social and @kjdiaz.bsky.social being golden gods]

submitted 26 days ago • 18 comments

kermies #art

submitted 25 days ago • 39 comments

we wouldnt be in this mess if kamala had done hot ones

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

Simpsons just referenced Smiling Friends

submitted 35 days ago • 24 comments

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 35 days ago • 73 comments

Jim Henson left us 35 years ago today. I loved being on the Muppet Show!! Here’s a video of me with my buddies!

submitted 37 days ago • 418 comments

I think we’re close

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 44 days ago • 362 comments

GIRL. put the blood down and back away from the fraud

submitted 43 days ago • 32 comments

I’m gonna be totally honest, as someone who was raised Mormon if you have to go back to 2012 to find a homophobic sermon and he’s been real quiet about it since then that’s about as good as it’s gonna get

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

the oscar meyer wienermobile has nothing on these

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

Me when the new pope isn’t woke enough

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

many people still think me working at the onion is a bit, here’s me in front of the offices “sickos” mirror

submitted 46 days ago • 177 comments

buying a birthday ad for yourself on twitter is a wild move

submitted 47 days ago • 130 comments

Me: Ew heterosexuals. *someone puts on the princess bride* Me: ❤️ heterosexuals.

submitted 48 days ago • 6 comments

do they make pulitzers for Posting

submitted 48 days ago • 102 comments

“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

submitted 49 days ago • 407 comments

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

submitted 49 days ago • 374 comments

I have been HOLLERING at this since last night #Sinners

submitted 52 days ago • 15 comments

is there a saying about putting hats on hats

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submitted 58 days ago • 24 comments

Because it was a fake job 👍 hope that helps www.wsj.com/articles/the...

submitted 58 days ago • 41 comments

Bro they lobotomized your aunt

submitted 61 days ago • 243 comments

i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.

submitted 62 days ago • 179 comments

Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?

submitted 63 days ago • 169 comments

i couldn’t help but wonder, would i ever be added to a group signal chat with classified information?

submitted 63 days ago • 43 comments

The fuck ass tomb is empty

submitted 63 days ago • 9 comments

The Crumbles.

submitted 63 days ago • 100 comments

frank you can still do it. there's still time. you can excommunicate the vice president of the united states

submitted 64 days ago • 10 comments

In the shadow of the recent court decision, hopefully it comes out in my writing but: trans rights are human rights and 'biological sex' is a complex non-binary phenomenon.

submitted 67 days ago • 29 comments

My wife: I just watched my trainer do 50 pushups in a row. Do you think you could do that? Me: Hmmm, I could probably watch your trainer do 50 pushups in a row, sure

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

Watching RFK talk about reducing harmful ingredients in school lunches is like watching Charles Manson conduct a knife safety class with his family before the murders

submitted 73 days ago • 17 comments

You've got to be fucking kidding me

submitted 79 days ago • 84 comments