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dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
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Wordle 1,464 4/6

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set spud guns to shoestring

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A stranger is just an enemy I haven't murdered yet.

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Wordle 1,463 5/6

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🤟

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You’re only as old as the sounds you make when you get out of the car

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when the person in front of you at the fast food place has no idea what they want

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Hello, Front Desk? This is gonna sound really high-maintenance...

submitted 2 days ago • 37 comments

The kiddo just called mussels “sea pistachios” so that’s their new name.

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Happy Solstice everyone! www.axios.com/local/seattl...

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Wordle 1,462 5/6

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fuck this it's time for the grass to touch me

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happy summer solstice ☀️ please remember to sacrifice the two eldest members of your village by sundown

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Some people say the Bible is the greatest story ever told but have you heard Sk8r Boi

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

An ad for a Barry Manilow concert came on TV this morning and now I have "can't live without you" stuck in my head and now I want to jump into a volcano.

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When parents say they love you, no matter what - they're lying

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I hope that my next wife has your sense of humor.

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Try not to fall in love with me just because I clean the lint filter every time I use the dryer.

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Wordle 1,461 3/6 Bench

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Tom Gauld

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How about you embark on a journey of shutting the fuck up

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Coupons are so dumb. “We can actually give you a better price, but first you must jump through some hoops. Dance monkey, dance for your 50 cents!”

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I am not alone! #JamesJoyceSucks

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The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.

submitted 101 days ago • 4 comments

I celebrate father's day every year by continuing to not be one.

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Wordle 1,458 6/6

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Y’all have ruined tacos for me.

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

The only thing I don’t like about hoboing on the rails is how hard it is to have my HSN purchases delivered.

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Wordle 1,457 3/6

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjt5duUu/ #Spokane

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Happy Father's Day to all that celebrate.

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#FathersDay

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Actually, people of every color love cheese

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

Pro tip: If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

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I just called a baby spider a motherfucker so don’t try me today

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The Little Engine That Might Later Today We'll Have To Wait And See

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Trying to decide if I'm grilled cheese disappointed in life or mac n' cheese disappointed in life.

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

why die on the toilet when you could live on the toilet

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments