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Deez, squirrel
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Yay skiing!
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Classic middle child syndrome
He's trying to make both parents happy
But both of them are terrible people and hate him and themselves and everyone
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It made me feel better when they said NYC isn't real
They just made it up for the movie
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I liked Newsies
It was pretty scary
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I would never!
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Biological warfare violates the Geneva convention
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Mmmhmmm wings
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Counter jokes on you! The owl box caught fire
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Counter joke: how do you keep an Ambien distracted while the otter liberates her moped
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That's me!
Yay!
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Trick question! You can't
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Ambien is so mean
You can see why I act out
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No no, squirrel is innocent
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Wut
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Prolapse is up where?
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No idea what you're talking about
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*allegedly!
Hide the stuff
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Maybe? Hard to say.
I'm on drugs
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Works for me
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Oh no! A hole in the dome
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Birds...
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TacoX
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Maga on the bird site are coping and saying this is going to end badly for the libs because he might be convicted. They don't understand the argument. Liberals never said this man must be declared innocent. We just said he deserves a trial.
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It shall be the Putin ballroom. In honor of what the Russian dictator has President Taco by
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They're competing with ICE for members
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So replace all those construction and ag jobs previously done by immigrants with 80 year olds pulled from the assisted living community
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Epstein and Taco had philosophical differences from mainstream views with regards to the abstract concept of consent
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You?
Try y'all
Artist's rendering of what's about to happen
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I'm going to dig up your garden beds though
There need to be some consequences
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Ok but you owe me
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I don't respond well to negative reinforcement
Only do positive reinforcement
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Ambien promised she was doing a pistachio run
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I'm being bullied
I'm going to start acting out
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I guess it's just job placement for people too fat and racist to be cops
Which is a thing?
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Is that even an agent or just some random cosplayer
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Yeah but that's been the policy since way back
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The guy who got famous lying about a bunch of dead kids being actors and tormenting their grieving families turned out to be not such a great guy? Who could have seen this coming
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Next time it'll be WeLoveNuts
Deal?
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I think Ambien is running out of loot. It's becoming a real problem.
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Hmmm.... I do not
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What if I title it "not great furry artists"
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Way more than two
Squirrel royalty afterall
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The Nuts family is... Fine. Solid working class squirrels. But we're not related. Being squirrel royalty and all
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I don't get it
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No
But they can be useful
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Hmm could be from the Hungarian branch