docmarten1985.bsky.social
Scotsman.
If I was told to pick one word to describe myself, I'd go with
"doesn't follow instructions"
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I just looked at pictures of her ,she looks older in 2011 than she does now, I suspect if you checked her DNA it would come back as Tupperware.
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They say they'll match you with someone the same as you.
I don't want to date a weirdo.
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They want to loan Scottish Power £600 million to improve the grid, which will send more electricity down south while costing us more.
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He will spiral, like a spinning top.
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if you click on ALT bottom right you will see which flag it is.
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trump💩 did say you can't wear a mask but he didn't mention Halloween make-up
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Rampant other things too, News of the World stuff.
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This is what he wanted to happen, what is being done in the shadows that he needs such a big distraction?
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My phone doesn't autocorrect now when I type f***,
I think we've bonded.💘
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That f***** in the White House is emboldening these pigs to do things like that, thinking they are free from the consequences.
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An octopus's mouth is also it's anus.
The President of the seas.
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My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate, then burn them.
I did that, but what do I do with all the letters?
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It depends on how well the sniper is trained.
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"I love you to the moon and back",
"Well, I love you to Mars and back"
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What I want know is, what is the orange turd doing in background while everyone is disracted by this?
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Not my circus,not my clowns.
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I hear that Trump is deleting all contacts from his phone related to Epstein.
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There were no white people in the bible at all, a lot of people don't like that little bit of information.
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Too provincial for the snooty b******* at the beeb.
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Sycophancy
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Who looked after him when he arrived in the states?
There's a saying in Glasgow - He forgot his old arse when he got a new one.
In essence he forgets what it was like when he didn't have much.
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54% support for Scottish Independence and your doing f*** all, so shove your ID cards
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Yes they have.
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I don't think we realise that the wind, rain or snow we're feeling could be a weather system the size of our country.
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Haven't had a license or watched BBC for many years, they're full of London-centric shit.
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Doing is totally different from saying.
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She probably thought no one would notice as everyone is talking about the lovebirds fallout, no dear, everyone is watching everything,just for the history books.
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Make the crime fit the punishment, it used to be the other way round, didn't it?
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It's deeply troubling that she let's a lying,cheating,criminal and adjudicated rapist say what he wants anytime.
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Oh. Those eyes.
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"they're here"
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At least he's back and the world is watching, you Orange f***
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If it walks like a duck........
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That is exactly what your mind conjours up with when you think of a perfect rose, beautiful.
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The training is harder than you think.
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Ditto- a curious Scotsman