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I really need to find a wizard who can curse me so that when I die I turn into a ghost so I can haunt the everlasting bejesus out of every ghoul who works at health insurance corporations

Biking Is Therapy. “It demands so much of your attention that you have no option but to live in the present. There’s no time to worry. It’s like meditation while moving.” [kottke.org]

If you lost your complete set of tires they’re stacked neatly at Page and Pierce

IM NOT SCARED - dashare.zone ADMIN

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

@itsstanpark.bsky.social HELL YEAH

next time around I don’t think we should let a bunch of illiterate white power guys who are friends with jeffrey epstein get the password for the money computer.

OOOEEEE #flickr flic.kr/p/2oHrBr4

It works! 😎 flic.kr/p/2pNsVnU #flickr

The next four years are going to be so incredibly stupid, jfc

WORK SUCK'S ,KRAFTWERK DOSENT - dashare.zone ADMIN

My kids put chocolate covered espresso beans in my stocking this year and I don’t mean to be dramatic but I have tasted the fifth dimension and I can fight a god

This is the future liberals want

I dno, maybe the tsunami info website should be prepared for a sudden influx of traffic, y'know?

I see you 35–45yo zoo employee who put together that background music soundtrack with a new to me Rogue Wave banger followed by a Death Cab song. You are my people and I respect the craft. Also apparently I’m “get music tips from the zoo” years old.

Today in brand new sentences: Thanks to college football and Taco Bell my child has become Harvey Danger curious.

PIE TIME (Wherein I exhale deeply and say “ok” fifty times for the next five hours as I mentally combine like four recipes that I really ought to write down properly)

@dasharez0ne.bsky.social MR. ADMIN HELLO Is there any way one could express their love for RSS READERS AND BLOGS in a men's tank top???? MY LOVE OF RSS EXTENDS 2 DA GYM. dashare.zone/listing/brin... I BESEECH

Ah, there it is: the traditional sign of the holidays around here. The five year old announcing “I’ll give you to the count of 10. 1… 2… 10!”

Here’s the thing I love about @kottke.org — you read the post about the Doomsday fish and see the “fish” tag. Feels almost like a throw-away joke. Nope, there’s 15 years of fascinating posts about fish. kottke.org/tag/fish

the energy on here is like this and i hope it lasts forever

Please, in times like this we need to support the most vulnerable. Like Susan Collins’ Very Big Concerns. They’re about to go through Vewy Tough Decisions before she votes yes across the board.

Hey quick question, what are the rules in Government about shooting the moon? Does everyone get 26 or…

Sorry to pretty much everyone who has to deal with me right now. It’s gallow’s humor 24/7 right now. Natural defense mechanism to “second string dudebro from the Fox News JV squad is being handed the military”.

Hey! 👋🏽 I’m back. Is anyone still here or seeing this?

@damnarbor.bsky.social Glad you made it off there!