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domotoro.bsky.social
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hold on now y’all, i put my glasses on one ear at a time like everybody else

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

OK google, please remind me to feed the captive at five P.M.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

rate my cover letter

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

loot rng so good they call me the proc-tologist

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

i know at some point i will have been gone enough that I should shut up, but guys: how many incidents must it take for you to feel that it’s been enough to constitute a pattern? i have known my answer for months, and as such will shut up now

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

congratulations to all basketball teams. i’ll never know how you get the ball to bounce like that but whatever you’re doing, keep doing it

submitted 72 days ago • 18 comments

feels like 9AM, Sept 11 every time i go to the dealership

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

i guess i get why he had to become a streamer, probably lost his certification.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

in the horrible post factory, churning up the most heinous cauldron of muck

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Your honor, I think it has been made abundantly clear not only that my client is the vomit, but furthermore that he is the yeast, he is the maggot, and I dare go so far as to say that he is the beast.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

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