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Unreadier than ever, but still Making Mercia Geat Again! Draining the fens into my hoard.
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The last election was a real shot in the arm for Britain's miniature violin industry, which saw demand grow a hundredfold overnight.

"Police are asking people not to speculate on the cause and motives of this incident. We go live to our Wild Speculation correspondent to find out what that could mean."

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

I learned more about kindness and humanity from reading Terry Pratchett than anyone or anything else and it isn’t particularly close we lost him far too soon GNU Terry Pratchett, and a happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all of you

“Discworld is not about how to be good, but about how to do good, and why even the smallest acts of kindness matter.” via @oliviawaite.com

spending another weekend as a lawyer looking at the social media pages of my very rich client’s enemies, now to make myself some gochujang pasta sauce with a pinch of sugar in i- oh no

Someone's asked ChatGPT to make the most Torygraph Money story ever and that person is a "journalist" at the Torygraph who needs some copy.

What you've got to remember about AI trash is that it's been made by people with no creativity or artistic skill who, rather than spend time and energy gaining that skill, or paying someone who had done to use that skill, want to pretend they do have some creativity while also burning up the planet.

You wouldn't believe some of the ways they rise up. #Glorious25thofMay #HowDoTheyRiseUp

A reminder that if your oyster is raw and bubbly you should seek medical advice, regardless of whether it is for dudes or not.

Destroyers only do this when they've been a good boy and want their belly tickled, not actually a problem.

The level of surveillance and policing demanded by transphobia will always be more disruptive to your life than the rights and demands of trans people ourselves

👉👈 What if we kissed at the Emergency Coupling Class?

fair play, that’s a decent signing

Just speech after speech of Israeli ministers openly saying they're planning and committing crimes against humanity against Palestinians and you still get some weasel cunt claiming there's no famine and no bombing of hospitals and no pervasion of racism within Israeli society.

Romanians tonight

In training for the World Innuendo Championship next week. Diet is very important in this level of competition so the only things to pass my lips all week have been a firm pair and a juicy sausage.

Man City win the Sweet FA Cup.

Turns out you can still get comedy for a fiver

You've got to ask why Trump appointed all these communist judges in the first place.

8647 > 1488

Out of the fire, into the Sospan Fach

Doesn't matter you're committing genocide, We'll let you sing, we'll let it slide.

Sir, a second Morgan McSweeney has hit the Labour Party.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES I DREW THE ANGRY HOG #art #statue #pig