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Hmmm... Seems many allies don't recognize satire or parody or intentional irony. My loss or theirs? There's a wall of imagined slight within my resistance community. The follicles are saddened.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Dignity costs extra, and we need something to laugh at. Besides, Peter Thiel and Elon really used to dig Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks and ever since Letterman retired they've been looking to fill the gap. Follicles of billionaire baddness, unite, the games are about to begin. Hail the Aqua Net.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 169 days ago • 229 comments

Time cover. For real this time. Reminder: Have staff take down framed fake Time covers of the Boss hanging on the walls at the golf clubs. I think the Boss got a chubby over this. Or that would be a chilito? Yep. Follicles, look away. He's touching himself again. Nothing to see, seriously. Nothing.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

So my stylist told me JD is bringing that Dan Penny guy to the trump suite for a football game. Nice. That anti-corp loser Mangione isn't getting off though. Perfect. Both sides got their killer. Keep-em mad so nobody pays attention to me. Do I look perfect? Of course I do.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Notifications. You have new followers! Look at my boobs and send $ 1 Look at my boobs and send $ 2 Look at my boobs and send $ 3 People send the Boss $$ for bad hair and fake populism. guess we're kind of in the same gig.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Turning off the hairpiece. If corps are people, then fully enforce Citizen's United and imprison one dammit! Quit fucking around the edges dems. It's shit like this, Rights with No accountability, that drives us to glorify vigilantes. Sad thing is our elected folks know this. Sacklers? Still free.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Bad hair meathead Sen. Mark Wayne Mullin defends good hair meathead Hegseth for DoD with victim trolls and the "Other people do it too!", defense. Nice job Mark, Keep it stupid and remember, rich white guys who screw up are victims and not responsible. It is the way. Hail the hair

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

(2 of 2) If you NV on the Gaetz report how can we believe you when you say democracy is at stake? Actions speak louder than words. Make them sweat or go home. So angry I'm ignoring the hair piece. Y'all better get right and put up and make the other side sweat or you're going to keep losing.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

@repbowman.bsky.social, @repjasmine.bsky.social, @repdwightevans.bsky.social, @repfletcher.bsky.social, @jimmygomez.bsky.social, @reptedlieu.bsky.social, @repmgp.bsky.social, @repkatieporter.bsky.social, @mikiesherrill.bsky.social. No votes on releasing Gaetz report? Really (1 of 2)

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Sigh, digging the digs. They're diggity doo. But the verification system is a big pile of poo. I got at least two of several congress persons and multiple multiples of prominent folk. The be Mark Hamill or Kevin Bacon for a day sweepstakes rages on. No bueno.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

You call this a resistance? Really? Did you all forget Jan 6th? Now that's a resistance. I should know, the Boss watched from the kitchen. This here below is just lazy. Tell us again how you believe democracy is at stake because your actions sure don't say it.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

So reality is a trope? Corporate hair wants to know. Feeling a little concerned this may become a thing.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Still in the stylist chair. UnitedHealth exec murder. The story within the story is going to be the story. UnitedHealth isn't going to like the story of the story within the story. I wondering of this will ever find a trial? Or if it ends in some other way? Use your imagination. I look perfect btw.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting in the dye chair, again. I ain't natural. This UnitedHealth exec assassin, me wonders if UnitedH actually wants this guy to get caught? There's a story beneath the story and I'm guessing corp healthcare isn't the ultimate hero. Hail the hair foam dye! We really need to brand this shit...

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

The hair plugs were covered. I'm fine. UnitedHealth, why you so surprised? Of course a company that profits from misery and contributes to untimely death is hated.Toughen up, profits require death and minimal coverage. That's your business model, live with it ... and duck when out in public.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Pete, Mr. Hegseth. Time to buy a big boy suit and pants that fit. Looks good on the rack, but oh so bad when you put it on. Kind of like your nomination. The Boss wants to make you an offer for the doo before you get the toss. Really nice. Too nice. ... gtfo. Hail the Aqua Net.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

What's the odds Hegseth is now too toxic to get his old job back at FoxNews? A sexual harassment nightmare as a rehire. Sigh. Such a waste of good hair. There's always Bondi. Do you think she'll let me touch her hair? They let you do that you know. When you're a celebrity.

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

Mr. Hegseth. Oh my, hair raising actually. From FoxNews to nominee to pariah and widely recognized sex predator and drunken dipshit charity grifter. Fits right in, we need this guy. Boss says he feels like family. I rescind my earlier dismissal. We follicles want Pete!

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Disgusted, utterly. Hunter's pubes were so unkempt, and that stubble! Pardoned at the last moment. Foiled again. If it weren't for Joe and those pesky pardons the Boss would have gotten him. Didn't see this one coming. Pretty sure it's gonna be a rough morning with the comb. Sigh. Hail the Aqua Net.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Unelected bureaucrats. We love 'em. Bad hair guy (Elon, we have stylists, no tip needed). Nice doo bro (Vivek, you be dreamy). DOGE. Sure glad everybody voted for them. The Boss would hate to be adding more unelected bureaucrats. Wait... damn.

submitted 180 days ago • 1 comment

The dye, takes so long. Who else to thank? Thinking about those MSNBC folk. Had them talking about the Boss every minute. Drowned out all those Biden/Harris accomplishments like they never happened. Genius, or not so much, depending on perspective. Useful idiots? Only my hairdresser knows for real.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

A comb over shout out to Hassan Abdel Salam (obscure but noteworthy). Thank you for your commitment to elect Donald J. Trump. Your inability to foresee the obvious and spiteful ignorance has given the Boss the ability to crush your brothers. Wanna share a McRib? abandonharris.com/hassan-abdel...

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

A hairy little wonder while waiting for the dye to set. If the Boss has a level of immunity for an illegal order given while in the role of being Big Boss, does that extend to those who fulfill that illegal order? I'm just a mophead, sure somebody with a real brain might have a clue. Teach me.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

So here's the deal the heads don't figure. Mr. Hegseth may, or may not, have sexually assaulted that woman in Cali. But he's stooopid enough to not think he should have mentioned it to the Boss first. Hard pass. Put him on the Gaetz pile. Damn, really liked his hair too.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Broligarchy meetings. Quick, before they notice, check this out. My roots touch, nothing. You didn't get it from me. Deny deny deny. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Broligarchy meetings this morning. Individuals will be targeted, institutions will cower, organisations will crumble. Fast. So fun dismantling things. I remember as a young comb over taking apart a clock, never did get it back together again. The doo is perfect, Hail Aqua Net. Elon's, not so much.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments