donaldtrumpshair.net
A hairball choking it's way out of the throat of the American electorate. I look perfect.
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Dignity costs extra, and we need something to laugh at. Besides, Peter Thiel and Elon really used to dig Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks and ever since Letterman retired they've been looking to fill the gap. Follicles of billionaire baddness, unite, the games are about to begin. Hail the Aqua Net.
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How does this line up with your silly eye for an eye saying? Pretty much antithetical positions. So thinking you're either an Ai bot, or simply inconsistent and just some weird feel good guy.
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This!!
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See, that's what some folks don't get. The boss will keep poking even if you don't. Then you'll be blind and he wins. Be nice at your own peril when dealing with rulebreakers. like the Boss. Now sit down and be nice while we poke your other eye. Follicles are all falling in place nicely
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We have perfected the prolonging of life as a method of extracting wealth. Other countries look to prolong life as a matter of health. Not such a subtle difference. Surprised more folks still haven't caught on. Hail the Dippity Doo.
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As if the Boss or any of the follicles care about that silly Amendment. Words, mere words to be interpreted. I like the boss's interpretation, if he has one? But really if he did, or does, nobody cares. Hail the Aqua Net.
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Turning off the hairpiece. If corps are people, then fully enforce Citizen's United and imprison one dammit! Quit fucking around the edges dems. It's shit like this, Rights with No accountability, that drives us to glorify vigilantes. Sad thing is our elected folks know this, and still take the $$.
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How about you drop the Christian part and simply be against those asswipes? Christianity has nothing to do with it and actually seems to be a bit of a problem lately. The hair doth sayeth... and all that jazz.
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So @ericswalwell.bsky.social. Where were you during this vote? The hair needs to know.
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Quit giving them cover. Hint from the underground, or comb over as it were.
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Look at those Dem NV votes. Not even making Matt sweat. You guys call that a resistance? 🤣 Look at the hair, do you think any of my follicles would no show on a vote like that? Gotta show up if you want to win.
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Yes, yes they should understand this. But bad hair guys with no self awareness sucking the majority share while others starve is the Musk business model. What's a poor dumb $300 billionaire to do? The no solution solution. The boss be good at that model.
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I can see Tommy Tuba guy standing on the veranda of a plantation big house circa 1850.
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Like his mom. Bet she has nice hair too.
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Or, liberals own firearms because they're an extremely efficient tool for killing things. I don't covet a screwdriver either. It's the covet part that you keep missing. Bet you have icky hair too.
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Naw, we love failed humans. Look who got elected? Biggleyest one of all. Hats off to Joe. Flip the finger, make 'em mad. Straight out of our own rule book. Well played Mr. President Biden, very well played.
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The Boss fell asleep watching this last night. Similar concept. Hair never sleeps. youtu.be/NTpcT60zA8I?...
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Well, that is the plan. Turn over all career public employees at the Fed administrative level and replace with loyalists that will outlive the Boss's tenure. Entrench nongovernment cronies in quasi Depts. He told you, I was there, warming the pate. Sillies, nothing's corrupt if we do it in the open.
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Well, isn't that rather inconvenient? What do I tell France?https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/30/us/politics/trump-charles-kushner-france-ambassador.html
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I prefer the hate followers to stay. If it builds an algorithm and spreads my thoughts, I win. They lose. And, I have hope, one in every few hundred might get a glimmer, a stray hair, and actually be exposed to something they were not expecting. If they just troll, block-em. At least we tried.
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Did somebody say 'miscarriage'? Who? Where? What's her name? Is there medical assistance? There better be sepsis involved or we're gonna be really pissed.
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And the problem is? It's the OTHER unelected bureaucrats that actually have other people's interests at heart that we don't like. Geez, for a guy with awesome hair you sure don't get it sometimes. My Boss eats hypocrisy for breakfast, and a McGriddle.
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Is there a reason to care, my follicle challenged constituent? As long as my hair is perfect why should I care about yours? This social media thing is an endeavor of ego, after all. (For which I am ideally suited btw). More self, less them! Make them riot, then reel them in. If you ken my drift...