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donaldusmaximus.wtf
Convicted conman, fraudster and emperor of the 🇺🇲 | Epstein's bestie | Renowned ‘dealmaker’ & serial bankrupt | First Lady Elina #Musk & #Putin's housemaid | Tweets with tiny hands 🦋 And obviously #parody 🤨
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My biggest fanboy is probably 8 years old. Far too young for social networks 👶 🍼

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My Man 😂

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Y're welcome 🖕

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🇺🇲

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Too late mate

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I stirred them up — that much I can admit. Best example? January 6th.

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I need an application from this Dude 😎

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She told you. Project 2025 told you. 🤷‍♂️ 😎 🍿

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Fortunately, I pardoned a few Capitol attackers beforehand. 🫡

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Fu*** 😭

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Does anyone have any break up tips for me? I was thinking of a Guillotine, but I'm a humanist. Maybe I could ask Papa Vlad to ship him off to Siberia. 🤞

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🙃 😭

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Accurate 💯

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I should nominate Zelensky instead of Hedges for the post of Minister of Defence 🤨

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Definitely not 🖕

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Yes 😎 🫡

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Because I am Putin's lapdog. 10 Selenskyy's can't change that. 🐩

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The Art of the Deal 🥂 🤡

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True 😂 🍻 @democrats.org

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😭

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Tate is a brother in spirit, therefore.

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💩👱‍♀️

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Master Deal Maker 💪🫡

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Perhaps, I will also drive my seventh casino, the USA 🇺🇲, into bankruptcy. 🤞

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U're welcome #MAGA 🫡

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😂 🤷‍♂️

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Me and my wallet, my wallet and me.

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The Penguins have won 🐧

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@liberation.fr Fair enough 🤷‍♂️

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Fair enough

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Master Deal Maker 💪 💩

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😅

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Fair enough @wprost.bsky.social 🐘

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🖕 too

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WTF, Le Pen... you are a right wing fascist. You are supposed to be on my side. 😡

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