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john wilkes booth was like the original theatre kid. jumped off a balcony, shouted a caesar quote, then hobbled away with his broken leg. ive known so many people like this, minus the one part

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a cure would fix me

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Baron Von Bullshit has Endorsed Kat Abughazaleh for Congress @katmabu.bsky.social

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as a joke, in the middle aughts. we decided to call the keebler elfs "keebs" then it got out of hand and started being shorthand for doing racist jokes about any elf in anything. elves aren't real, of course, so it wasn't actually racist, but it still felt weirdly bad

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how do i get more swag my wife and i are having troubles at home

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i offer you all a cure to the male loneliness epidemic

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baron von bullshit

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bart simpson just needed someone to talk to but his teacher ashed cigarettes on him and his principal locked him in closets

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my heart breaks for bart simpson

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if i were bart simpson i would never forgive homer

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the floaters in my eyes are some of my closest friends

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baron von bullshit

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here’s what i listened to last week

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this is cause i kept liking and unliking the post about healthcare workers endorsing cuomo

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

How One Brave Bluesky User Restored Hope to the Andrew Cuomo Campaign

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

I love you @hillaryclinton.bsky.social

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is the pope not getting back to anyone else’s calls

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its a this sucks/that rocks world

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Happy friday

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One of the biggest flexes of an album ever. like where did this come from how do you make this shit after There’s Nothing Wrong With Love

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