dortusdortus.bsky.social
I eat kids
Rejoice! For I am here to provide shitposts whenever I feel like it!
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Ok
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Then I was verified a while ago.
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When you really on that shi and a dog appears
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Then I'm in poverty
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I’d eat it.
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We both know that's a lie Jerry.
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Legendary find
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Fight back soldier.
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I have not seen those raisins since I got out of 2nd grade wtf
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THIS IS SOOO TRUE 😭😭😭😭😭
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Dear god…
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*laughs in phlogstinator*
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No way he drew that picture
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POV: I stole your pov
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Squidward boutta drop the hardest speech ever
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Kris when them and their team snaps the last wire and the puppet becomes unresponsive
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“Haha it is I the late bird here to claim my food!”
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THAT’S EVEN bwetter
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Is that really a bad thing?
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Chad gaster vs virgin alphys
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Oh okay
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You in Texas?
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FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
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Same thing with the children in my basement
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Aw man, slungton didn’t make it :(
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Minnesota
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They say at least two
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Dude, right after you sent tons of snow that lasted until FUCKING APRIL!?!?!
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This reminds me of the guy who gutted a lancer plush for Easter eggs
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Both.