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submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

bc it’s pride i’m publicly informing yall that arrow just bred me loudly and sloppily and it was magnificent gay rights

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

all purpose meat

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

why do straight spouses hate each other and their kids so much ?

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

good morning #fcf

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

We made it #fcf

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

week has been so 🤯🤯 i keep forgetting i get to meet a couple bloomf cuties this weekend 🥹🥹

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

anyway!!! here’s a leaky lil throwback. dick stays, as they say, drippin’ happy friday loves 💕

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

wonder if whoever’s watching me thru my phone ever gets tired of watching me jerkin it

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

had a lil breakdown now we can rock n roll

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

when avril lavigne said cause life’s like this uh huh that’s the way it is i felt that

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

lookin at the photos on our wall and truly my man has always been so fine it’s crazy like he has always been exactly my type

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

everything about being alive right now makes my stomach hurt fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

hm gonna turn my phone off for a bit and hope i can also turn off my brain for a bit

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

spooky organ glissando

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

queening out! with the budtender at the dispo

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

pride is this weekend. obviously had to get my gay powers restored

submitted 2 days ago • 92 comments

Happy Thursday!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

purchasing a lifted truck to be closer to god

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Still here, still in my boy briefs, still erect. Help! #penis

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Maybe we could just dismantle the NYTimes rather than constantly reposting their bullshit

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

company may have thrown pride under the bus but they can’t stop me from being a delightful little faggot

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

put a little self care station (snacks and water and stuff) under the pride flag at my desk so people know i’m gay and a better person than them!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i feel like alan tudyk gives craaaaaaazy head

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Would you take a ride ? 🥹😏😛

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

to be honest i do miss r&b influenced indie electronic singer songwriter bridgit mendler

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

thirst posting is NOT subtle today luckily i have NO dignity

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

bald dudes raw me challenge

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Hi!!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Huuuummmmpppday 😏

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

saw a prompt (when isn’t there a prompt) about best butt pics and don’t know where it went… anyway here’s my submission :)

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Heyyy...hope you had a good day 😘 #gaycub #gay #cubvibes

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Have another

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Too hot for briefs...

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

no one asked but every time i take a photo from this pov i feel like velma “i can’t find my glasses” dinkley

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

wait what day is it

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

tzatziki i love you

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

rizzo the rat as himself

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

i just think my butt looks good here

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment