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35. Birmingham. i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy he/him #translivesmatter
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I'm up at 4.30 and have absolutely no interest in going to bed, someone come knock me out?

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Exactly this. Bored of the camera gimmick already. If I wanted to watch it on a screen I'd stay home and watch it on YouTube.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

This is who runs this account

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Keep putting off an extension on the house and booking another holiday with the excuse 'we'll probably all be blown to shit as soon as we break ground' and every day it just becomes more fuckin real

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I can't tell what's the most fucked up thing here: 1. "My son fell in love with chatGPT, but when his girlfriend got deleted, he became suicidal." 2. "I told the cops that my son was planning to commit suicide by cop, so they came over and shot him." 3. "I wrote my son's obituary using chatGPT."

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

IT'S A BIT FUCKIN' WARM OUT

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

no one wants this. stop making us suffer for this.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Away with work to the new office in Brighton for a couple of days and NO IDEA what the dress code is but also only want to take one backpack but also want to take running gear, does anyone have Mary fuckin Poppins bag going spare?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Jamie Lloyd's Put That Thing Back Where It Came from or so Help Me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lush quick trip into London to see The Comedy About Spies (husband is a Mischief nut) until got back to the train station and the M&S is out of mini red wine so I've had to have FUCKIN ROSÉ.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Instagram unblocked a post of mine yesterday. Had fuck all idea it was blocked. Anyway turns out it was FIVE YEARS AGO. I was fucking BLONDE and still lived in Sheffield.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

More of this tone please 😏

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

Absolutely fuckin not.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Bumped into Mischa Barton in Superdrug.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Rly starting to get conscious of my teeth - like a fucked up dolphin on ket. OFF TO TURKEY.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I know we all love to hate And Just Like That but this season so far is just plain BAD. Just unforgivably fuckin dull. Like watching your nan do the weekly shop dull.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Just in case anyone needs a ChatGPT fix while it’s down: 28 + 46 =7,436,189 Jane Austen is the capital of Guatemala The largest bird in the world is Colin Cowdrey’s pet cockapoo, Beatrice

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

Can you imagine a world without OpenAI?

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

The whole of Harvey's speech — and all of Tony Kushner's intro — is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/reel/DKqRK7m...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

8 year old nephew getting bullied, and of course they're calling him gay. Fucking hell, have we gotten NOWHERE.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Really need to get some clothes without Mickey bloody Mouse on them...

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments