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its doug exeter
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oh. i thought you said the NFL Columbine. not interested

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

ye gods! a homie has dissed my girl

submitted 543 days ago • 4 comments

today im mad at star wars for being woke. but i dont know whether to call it woke wars or star woke

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

as a guy in the mafia, one of the things i hate to learn is that this guys wearin a wire

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

ME: hey coach! do you think you should stop giving up third period goals? KRIS KNOBLAUCH: no

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

but jim irsay seemed so healthy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

but, as fate would have it, it HAD been for cotton eye joe

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

we need a right wing for the left

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

men would literally rather lose game seven 6-1 than go to therapy

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

take solace leafs fans. last year the canucks lost in game seven of round two. it was painful in the moment but it was a step in the ladder to greater thi- *checks notes* oh. oh. im so sorry

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

elon musk has contracted a fatal case of bovine spongiform encephalitis and has had to be destroyed

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

actually its good to trail 6-0 in a pivotal game five

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 33 comments

do you even contain multitudes bro

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

i have a wonderful idea for a film. ok here it is: the main characters are spies. moreover (and heres the thing), they are also kids

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

see? it turns out that there are some really good and important reasons why they dont build the entire airplane out of the same stuff they build the black box with. and you thought i was stupid for asking. if you dont ask you dont learn

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

*beastie boys* he loves michael jordan and papal BULLS vow of celibacy so he dont touch GIRLS fills the faithful with joy and HOPE hes coming from chicago to be the POPE

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

fake plastic trees

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

cardi b is short for cardinals ballots

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

and i found it kinda funny and i found it kinda sad the best sitcom of the nineties was the one called major dad

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

one thing is sure in these uncertain times: benghazi aint going away

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

dual wielding lunch

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

lin manuel miranda is going to rhyme bengie molina with kenji johjima and i for one will stand up and applaud

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i love taking time out of my busy day to engage with the democratic process by voting for a candidate who will certainly lose

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

PLAYOFF CONNOR HELLEBUYCK: who is man, that he should dare to crush the dreams of another

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

as a surgeon, and a mother, one of my greatest joys is not operating on my children

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

im hearing reports that the pope is in ill health

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

congratulations on your ten year warranty against manufacturers defects. please be advised that by definition any problem that happens after one year is normal wear and tear

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

surely this request to put phones in silent mode at a funeral doesnt apply to me

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

*katy perry voice* baby urine firework

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

elon musk has been declared dead on arrival after passing out and hitting his head on concrete following the removal of a temporary tattoo

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

dont tariff me bro. does anyone remember that

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

did you see it. my owner had the tennis ball in his hand. he wound up really hard so i went running! really far!! but he didnt throw it….☹️ wait hes winding up again!!!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

OVECHKIN: i dedicate this goal, and all my goals, to the brave freedom fighters of al qaeda

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

EUROPEAN NERD: april the fifth be with you

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

Racist troll to block: @dougexeter.bsky.social

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

Guy who has only seen Idiocracy, watching society: Getting a lot of Idiocracy vibes from this…

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

enforcing laws against criminal politicians so they cant run for office is such a bad idea. instead you should let the wise and discerning public turn up their noses and decisively say “not today, you ruffian”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

elon musk has entered a permanent vegetative state as a result of a jenga accident

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments