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its doug exeter
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right about now the catturd army check it out now the catturd army right about now the catturd army check it out now the catturd army

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

RIP Noam Chomsky. He taught me it was OK to falsely report people’s deaths

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

im at the dentist and the radio is playing let her go by passenger and man is this a song that is meant to be played at the dentists office

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

the morale will decrease until morale improves

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the dallas stars have died of diphtheria

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i would walk five hundred miles and i would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles and said “my feet are sore”

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

im drunk on my own sense of beer

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

oh. i thought you said the NFL Columbine. not interested

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

today im mad at star wars for being woke. but i dont know whether to call it woke wars or star woke

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

as a guy in the mafia, one of the things i hate to learn is that this guys wearin a wire

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

ME: hey coach! do you think you should stop giving up third period goals? KRIS KNOBLAUCH: no

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

but jim irsay seemed so healthy

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

but, as fate would have it, it HAD been for cotton eye joe

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

we need a right wing for the left

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

men would literally rather lose game seven 6-1 than go to therapy

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

take solace leafs fans. last year the canucks lost in game seven of round two. it was painful in the moment but it was a step in the ladder to greater thi- *checks notes* oh. oh. im so sorry

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

elon musk has contracted a fatal case of bovine spongiform encephalitis and has had to be destroyed

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

actually its good to trail 6-0 in a pivotal game five

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 33 comments

do you even contain multitudes bro

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

i have a wonderful idea for a film. ok here it is: the main characters are spies. moreover (and heres the thing), they are also kids

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

see? it turns out that there are some really good and important reasons why they dont build the entire airplane out of the same stuff they build the black box with. and you thought i was stupid for asking. if you dont ask you dont learn

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

*beastie boys* he loves michael jordan and papal BULLS vow of celibacy so he dont touch GIRLS fills the faithful with joy and HOPE hes coming from chicago to be the POPE

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

fake plastic trees

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

cardi b is short for cardinals ballots

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

and i found it kinda funny and i found it kinda sad the best sitcom of the nineties was the one called major dad

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

one thing is sure in these uncertain times: benghazi aint going away

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

dual wielding lunch

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

lin manuel miranda is going to rhyme bengie molina with kenji johjima and i for one will stand up and applaud

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

i love taking time out of my busy day to engage with the democratic process by voting for a candidate who will certainly lose

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

PLAYOFF CONNOR HELLEBUYCK: who is man, that he should dare to crush the dreams of another

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

as a surgeon, and a mother, one of my greatest joys is not operating on my children

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

im hearing reports that the pope is in ill health

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

congratulations on your ten year warranty against manufacturers defects. please be advised that by definition any problem that happens after one year is normal wear and tear

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

surely this request to put phones in silent mode at a funeral doesnt apply to me

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

*katy perry voice* baby urine firework

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

elon musk has been declared dead on arrival after passing out and hitting his head on concrete following the removal of a temporary tattoo

submitted 57 days ago • 6 comments

dont tariff me bro. does anyone remember that

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

did you see it. my owner had the tennis ball in his hand. he wound up really hard so i went running! really far!! but he didnt throw it….☹️ wait hes winding up again!!!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

OVECHKIN: i dedicate this goal, and all my goals, to the brave freedom fighters of al qaeda

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

EUROPEAN NERD: april the fifth be with you

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments